Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer

Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

BOOKS I READ IN 2026 THREAD

[john playful @john_playful]

Got my ass quite frankly

[هلال @4LPH4C4T]

when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes

[Eli Dourado @elidourado]

How does this nonsense make it into the paper of record?

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

My very best friend got into grad school I’m so proud of them

[💙eren 𐔌˙. 💙 @erenspace_]

🚨 important 🚨
🚨 he has a coat on 🚨

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

Gay people are very annoying

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

It’s funny to see Elmo talk in a serious voice because he’s a little red puppet!

[scooter @ThreatsDeaths]

I don't really know lorne Michaels so this impression makes no sense to me, this goes out to every SNL cast member as well, he's not our boss, we don't care about your impression! Am I supposed to laugh like he's also my boss? Fuck you Elmo

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

guy who joins the king's navy and gets assigned to the 1600s protestant version of a ship named "permanent revolution"

[El @SadGurl2K16]

I need people to stop associating womanhood with sympathy for Elizabeth Holmes because what the fuck

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

this is kinda the most beautiful video ever

[hil @plume__]

i’m going to be that petty bitch

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

@tylerleeholter Happy birthday!

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

@passing_camel Fuck yeah!! Congrats

[gains @gains_tweets]

Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

I hate this condescending whataboutism. Yes Bret, if the interior minister of Japan was a right-wing religious zealot using US taxpayer money for ethnic cleansing, they would probably be better known.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

One last treat. Ever curious about the fights I had with the censors on Gravity Falls? I probably shouldn't share this buttttt here are some REAL NOTES from DISNEY S&P and my REAL REPLIES. You are not prepared #10YearsOfGravityFalls

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Couldn't parse this at first because I thought it was three sentences