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Copywriter .. Voiceovers .. Too much time on my hands ...

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@dpshow https://t.co/S00KAG4Qve

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So, at the start of the season, who had the final four quarterbacks in the playoffs as Tom Brady, Blake Bortles, Nick Foles and Case Keenum .. Go ahead, I can wait ...

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OK, so y'all can go home now .. there's nothing here to see anymore .. Oh wait .. that's because you were STARING AT THE SUN!! ...

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So, I guess we now know the REAL story behind that Bill Withers song. She left him during a total eclipse. #AintNoSunshineWhenShesGone

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Sting lied. There's a HUUUUUGE black spot on the sun today. #NeverTrustSting ...

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I wonder what the USA would be like, if, instead of focusing on the sun, we focused on the Son (See what I did there? You're welcome) ...

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Aaah yes. I remember the good ol' days when social media was, well, you know .. social ...

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I've come up with a brand-new promotional campaign for the ATL: "Welcome to Atlanta: Building Bridges to the future. Then we burn them."

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Thanks for the Krispy Kremes Coach P! Go Jackets!! #NITAtlanta #TogetherWeSwarm

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With all the damage that the Falcons defense did to Aaron Rodgers today, he's going to have to make multiple State Farm claims #RiseUp

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Much as I appreciate the NFL's Breast Cancer Awareness support, am I the only one who thinks their cleats look like nurses' pink footcovers?

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Tonight, I've chosen to watch my Atlanta Falcons play the N.O. Saints. It'd be nice if the refs would also watch the game as well ...

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Conan O' Brien: "Only 50 more days to the election. That's according to my calendar, The Book of Revelation" ...

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Popeye's pal Wimpy: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
Yeah, that line NEVER works at Wendy's. #dontaskmehowiknowthis

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@PastorShaunKing blending Olympics training and a classic Monty Python sketch to illustrate 1st Corinthians 9:25. #OKthatsCool #JCBC

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OK, I'm 58 years old and have a zit on the middle of my nose. What's up with that??!! #finallyhitpuberty

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@AlexandriaSure Hey Alexandria .. Mind Blowing Sex .. Wait? What? Love it! Great read!

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Seth Myers: "Pokemon Go has become the most successful smartphone game in US history. Not quite as successful: The people playing it."

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Man, how I long for the good old days when people posted inane memes, videos and pics of food and family vacations #goodolddays=2weeksago

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True confession: When I'm at a 4th of July fireworks show and they start playing "God Bless the USA", I still tear up a little ...