Bailey Loewenberg

Toronto, ON | PR Grad | Humorist | Swashbuckler | Righteous Dude

[Bailey Loewenberg @writing_wrong]

@JagexSupport My issue is that the decision wasn't mine - my account had been hacked, and I didn't get to choose. :( Now that my account is recovered, I'd like to start with legitimate progress from the true beginning! I only need an emptied bank/inventory and a trip back to Tutorial Island.

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@JagexSupport I recently recovered a hacked account and would like to reset my OldSchool progress to start as a legitimate Ironman. The other user hasn't gained any experience, but farmed a lot of illegitimate materials. Is it possible to send me back to Tutorial Island?

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@PCFinancial any known problems on the android mobile app login? Can't seem to type more than 12 characters - not enough for my password.

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What's gonna happen when humans are gone? I explore why it should still matter to us. #BlogPost #Short #WhatIf https://t.co/duUtRBXZIE

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Entropy, The Afterlife, and Me https://t.co/HzcjV48v2F

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Wednesday's #Word of the week:

Fantasy - Noun: A large body of water composed entirely of soda.

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If I had words tattooed on my knuckles, they wouldn't be very badass. Taco Bell; More Food; Turn Down; Take Naps...

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Nobody's ever stopped to ask 𝘸𝘩𝘺 is Waldo.

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The first #Shrek movie came out in 2001... It's almost old enough to drive... PEOPLE ACTUALLY BORN IN 2000 CAN DRIVE NOW WHAT THE HELL.

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Wednesday's #Word of the Week: Delicious - Verb: To remove all the licious from something.

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Protip: Canadian Geese are notorious for their warm attitudes. Next time you see one, give it a big ol' Canadian hug! Feel that patriotism.

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#MovieIdea : Life's a Pitch - the tale of a baseball team turned choir singers overcoming the odds to win a tournament, saving their field.

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People like it, so I retweet it. Read on my friends! #Part2 #Backstory #Short #Story #ShortStory #AmWriting #Fantasy https://t.co/siQSvEVVK0

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Wednesday's #Word of the Week: iPhone - Noun: A device used by optometrists to hear your eyes better. #Definition #NowYouKnow

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I just saw some pictures from that Royal Wedding a few years ago... Diana looked stunning in that dress.

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Protip: Lifting heavy objects? Human back muscles are the strongest for this - use a wrenching jerking motion, and you'll be at it all day!

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Criss Angel Mindfreak is unfair to me as a viewer because it constantly promises his death in each promo, and always comes up short.

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Did you know the average human being has one ovary and one testicle? Crazy!

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Part 2 is complete; things are heating up in here... #Part2 #Backstory #Short #Story #ShortStory #AmWriting #Fantasy https://t.co/siQSvEVVK0