Nick Fury

Playwright. Dramaturg. Literary Manager. Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Lifelong nemesis of Terrald Crews. May all your Tuesdays be Perfect.

[Nick Fury @WritingTheWrong]

Officially starting my #ThankGodImBlack thread over here on Twitter. I do it daily on IG. Just as a way to highlight Black beauty and all the reasons I’m happy to be Black. #TGIB

[TOP DOG LAW @DejahNoVu]

pussy on the ground journalism 😭

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@Slangdini I’ve never wanted him anywhere but if he’s still earthside on Wednesday I hope he comes back then 😂

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Beyonce album sequencing so good that when I just play a mix of her songs be sounding funny cuz that next song don’t go there….

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As much as I love Brett Goldstein I am frequently reminded that he sometimes has the same sense of humor as a 12 year old boy.

[jos @josiahhughes]

if you have netflix open the movie OFFICE ROMANCE and watch what happens at the 1 hour 20 minute mark

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I started it two days ago because I love peer pressure and…..yeah you should

[Eve @evek181818]

should I watch The Americans

[justina @justtjustinaa]

And btw I can work with anything that’s under 100% gay. Like if u like girls even a lil bit, I can work w that 🫡🫡🫡

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You make the man carry the purse and you put your phone in your pocket cuz that's your business....

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

why does everyone want dresses with pockets? putting stuff in a dress pocket makes the dress look worse and i usually have too much stuff to carry so id need a bag anyway

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Me to the Knicks

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I can't be a Knicks fan....you think I'm wearing that much color?

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Loved that you could hear that BOOOOO echo through the garden when they showed that man.

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@SaraByrd20 Way too hard!!!

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I’m supposed to be on my side of the court but “my Christian Dior” is the coldest thing I’ve heard in a minute 😩

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@jrmoore__ In pain!!

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I’m not talking about it…..

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Where God wants me to be

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@Slangdini Like really fucked up the whole groove

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Where God wants me to be

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Did I sneak out of the office before I got roped into something so I could make it home in time to watch the game…? 😬

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@shes_rADIAnt I'm paying yall to be in my business. Don't make no sense to meeeee

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That ankle monitor is a monthly rental babyyyy

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

It cost to be on probation?! 😭

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There are very few things that mean more to me than a good latte.

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(There are many other costs associated with probation but this is the one that trips me out the most)