Bruce: if Natasha ever calls me cute
Bruce: i’d be thinking about it all day.
Bruce: and at night i’d be laying in bed with a blanket burrito.
Bruce: and think, ‘she called me cute’.
Natasha:
Natasha: you’re so cheesy, i love you.
Natasha: i fucked up. i fucked up.
Bruce: why? what happened?
Natasha: i’m falling for someone...
Bruce: wow, must be a special person to make the emotionless black widow fall in love.
Natasha: *looking at Bruce* yeah, real special.
Natasha: if only there were somewhere i could sit...
Bruce: *points to empty chair*
Natasha, kicking the chair over: i wonder where i could sit...
Bruce: *sighs and motions to his lap*
Natasha, sitting on Bruce’s lap: i knew you’d catch on.
Bruce: i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Natasha: believe me, i've thought about it.
Bruce: are you a cuddler?
Natasha: Bruce, you know i’m the Black Widow.
Bruce: yes.
Natasha: you know i’ve killed people.
Bruce: yes.
Natasha: ...
Bruce: ...
Natasha: yes, i’m a cuddler. get over here.
Natasha: i’m in love with you.
Bruce: we called off the prank war last night at midnight, Nat.
Natasha: i know.
Bruce: ah. okay. uhm. cool. neat. very cool. cool. cool. coolcoolcool-
Natasha: i'll never understand why people feel the need to give flowers. it's a waste of money and they'll just wilt anyway-
Bruce: *hands her a rose*
Natasha: ....this is the cutest shit ever.
Natasha: maybe we should have dinner you know?
Bruce: what? you, like, asking me on a date?
Natasha: what? don’t be ridiculous, just casual dinner... if we happen to have sex so be it.
Natasha: who doesn't like Bruce? if you don't like Bruce i'm coming for you.
Bruce: you are too sweet sometimes.
Natasha: i'm glad you find my death threats towards others sweet.