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incorrect quotes from brucenat / brutasha 💬❤️things natasha romanoff & bruce banner would or should have said | @marvelstudios | owner: @brucexnat

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Teacher: your daughter was in a fight today.

Bruce: that's terrible, we are sorr-

Natasha: did she win?

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Natasha: i think i may be falling in love with you.

Bruce: i've been falling in love with you since we met.

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Clint:so… are you and Banner are finally dating?

Natasha: *stops making out with Bruce* what makes you think so?

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Bruce: if Natasha ever calls me cute

Bruce: i’d be thinking about it all day.

Bruce: and at night i’d be laying in bed with a blanket burrito.

Bruce: and think, ‘she called me cute’.

Natasha:

Natasha: you’re so cheesy, i love you.

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Natasha: i fucked up. i fucked up.

Bruce: why? what happened?

Natasha: i’m falling for someone...

Bruce: wow, must be a special person to make the emotionless black widow fall in love.

Natasha: *looking at Bruce* yeah, real special.

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Natasha: if only there were somewhere i could sit...

Bruce: *points to empty chair*

Natasha, kicking the chair over: i wonder where i could sit...

Bruce: *sighs and motions to his lap*

Natasha, sitting on Bruce’s lap: i knew you’d catch on.

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Bruce: i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Natasha: believe me, i've thought about it.

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Bruce: are you a cuddler?

Natasha: Bruce, you know i’m the Black Widow.

Bruce: yes.

Natasha: you know i’ve killed people.

Bruce: yes.

Natasha: ...

Bruce: ...

Natasha: yes, i’m a cuddler. get over here.

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Natasha: i’m in love with you.

Bruce: we called off the prank war last night at midnight, Nat.

Natasha: i know.

Bruce: ah. okay. uhm. cool. neat. very cool. cool. cool. coolcoolcool-

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Natasha: everything’s totally fine! there’s nothing to worry about.

Bruce: is that a challenge?

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Natasha: Bruce is hot.

Steve: he’s dangerous.

Natasha: well, now he’s hotter.

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Natasha: i'll never understand why people feel the need to give flowers. it's a waste of money and they'll just wilt anyway-

Bruce: *hands her a rose*

Natasha: ....this is the cutest shit ever.

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Bruce: hey, i’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Natasha, pulling out a shotgun: yeah?

Bruce: wh- no! that’s not the idea, Nat!

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Bruce: you know, you can solve your problems without violence.

Natasha: okay, but consider; i’m really, really good at violence.

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Natasha: i don’t know, marriage is not for me.

Bruce: marry me?

Natasha: i thought you’d never ask!

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Natasha: maybe we should have dinner you know?

Bruce: what? you, like, asking me on a date?

Natasha: what? don’t be ridiculous, just casual dinner... if we happen to have sex so be it.

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Bruce: i should stay with you, for emotional support.

Natasha: i don't need emotional support.

Bruce: no, but i do!

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Natasha: who doesn't like Bruce? if you don't like Bruce i'm coming for you.

Bruce: you are too sweet sometimes.

Natasha: i'm glad you find my death threats towards others sweet.

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Natasha: are you crying?

Bruce: no...

Natasha: who hurt you? tell me and i will hurt them tenfold.

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Bruce: *looks at Natasha seductively*

Bruce: *lowers his glasses*

Bruce:

Bruce: i can't see a thing.

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Natasha: just relax. and take your pants off.

Bruce: those two ... concepts are ... antithetical.