rule🎲

Isn't the stabing dangerous for the knife

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭

[メ @BjaySwag]

i think the mass extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest recorded ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Normalize using 'I' unless you're pregnant!

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

I was sitting next to this girl kwa matatu from Nairobi to Kitale. Dem alikua akiwatch those low IQ tiktoks on full blast. I was about to complain nikanotice her phone iko 2% katazima anytime. Kiasi dem akachomoa a 20000mAh oraimo power bank ikabidi nimezua buana😂

[C.D.O 🦅 @bigblissfx]

I heard someone say “I don’t feel like myself lately, I must be growing” what a beautiful perspective for uncomfortable seasons.

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Ningekuwa Pastor ningesema, “And when the people ask you what you bring to the table, tell them you know the carpenter who made it. And his name is Jesus!” Halafu ninyamaze hivi niwapee time waclap

[Manoti @MwendiaJnr]

“It never ceases to amaze me: We all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own”.

~ Marcus Aurelius.

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

July 2013, a lone hero emerged.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out the future does have flying cars

[M I K E ©️ @mike_muhima]

Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.

[Izzy Presley @realizzypresley]

😂😂😂

[Kamikamzee◎ @Lennyswebsites]

😂😂😂😂😂

[John paul @_notyourguy_jp]

"Hearts are wild creatures that's why our ribs are cages"

[ISK @IyegereS]

The only child star who grew up to be a normal adult

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

"If You Have a Problem, That Means It Can be Solved. If It Cannot be Solved, Then It Is Not a Problem. It Is a Reality to be Accepted."

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a woman

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

I paid for my haircut, bought myself kanyama quarter with fries, and then treated myself with two cold beers without spreading my legs for any woman. I love the man I’m becoming.👌🏽

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Women in their 30's are meant for Men who lost their wives....