Spencer

Cars. Gym. Computers. Business. I like to speak my mind.

[Anthony Russo @Anthony_Russo97]

@barstoolsports 18 hole match to decide the presidency

[Spencer @wrongaton]

Can someone hurry up and invent shower curtain hooks that don’t overlap each other when you slide the curtain? @elonmusk ?

[Spencer @wrongaton]

It bothers the shit out of me when guns don’t have recoil in movies/shows 🙄

[Witt @WittLowry]

Just because I carry it well doesn’t make it not heavy.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

This has been a very damp Winter so far. I’m sick of all the mud but no snow.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

I will forever be the person who waits until Christmas Eve to wrap my gifts. And by wrap my gifts, I mean have my sister wrap them for me.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

Idk about you all, but when Clint Eastwood dies, I’m totally going to sob like an infant.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

When traffic goes from moving, to stopped for a minute, then right back to moving with no discernible reason... That’s the stuff that makes me lose faith in humanity

[Spencer @wrongaton]

Couples that “like” every thing their significant other posts, make me nauseous

[Spencer @wrongaton]

I miss bitching on Twitter but I don’t think I know anyone that still uses it regularly.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

I want to see these two fight hand-to-hand, mediated by @joerogan sooooo bad. I’d pay good money.

[Rippin Ronnie @RonnieRippin]

If you stop for 3 seconds at a red light/stop sign when it’s clear there’s no one around, you were probably the student that reminded teachers there was homework.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

I don’t care what kind of noodles/pasta I use when preparing food, and I’ve discovered this makes me an abomination to those that actually cook 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Rippin Ronnie @RonnieRippin]

You know what I like better than a girl that spends hours and hours in the gym shaping her legs/ass? Personality, drive, sense of humor. Maybe I’m weird.

[Rippin Ronnie @RonnieRippin]

Girls: My problems won’t recognize me if I dye/cut my hair

[Rippin Ronnie @RonnieRippin]

Girls with small boobs: I wish I had bigger boobs
Girls with big boobs: I wish I had smaller boobs
Girls with medium boobs: I wish everyone wouldn’t stare at my boobs

[Spencer @wrongaton]

Just witnessed a fire truck roll coal 😂

[Rippin Ronnie @RonnieRippin]

There’s a special place in hell for people that don’t turn right on red.

[Spencer @wrongaton]

I like cars generally more than I like people. @corvettemods https://t.co/Awif44tzN3 https://t.co/GpqQ7yVF0M… https://t.co/lXiQNwOJgZ

[Spencer @wrongaton]

#tbt to the last ski season I enjoyed since this cold weather… https://t.co/OZw6SmvQXM