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just a bunch of crime-solving gal-pals girl-bonding

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Hailey: I have come up with a three-step plan to get jean to marry me.
Iris: Okay, I’m listening.
Hailey: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.
Iris: Oh god, no.
Hailey: Step two, wait until she picks dare.
Iris: hailey, no.
Hailey : Step three, dare her to marry me.

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Mille: we are gathered here today to commemorate the life of the late bill Bryce
Jean: a di-
Millie: —delightful man with a attitude to life that we should all admi-
Jean: — admit was a bit creepy
Millie : Jean! He was a delightful man and I’m very glad he’s dead lol Jean cmere

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susan: what are my kids called I forgot

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Hailey: but i gotta keep a eye out for camillerrrr

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*millie hugs jean*

Jean: what are you doing

Millie: appreciating the little things in life

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Jean: Jed mecurio is a twat

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Jean and hailey: *picks up a cake for millies birthday*

Hailey: Can we get a cake for me too?

Jean: It's not your birthday

Hailey: The cake won't know...

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Hailey: if I were a drink I’d be cherry Vanilla Coke, what about you guys?

Millie: bleach

Jean: sewage

Hailey: please calm down

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Lucy: here you are Susan, a nice hot cup of coffee

Susan: oh, it’s cold

Lucy: ... a nice cup of coffee

Susan: I’m not even sure it is coffee

Lucy: cup

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susan: when have i ever done something rash or irresponsible

lucy: i have a list

lucy: would you like to hear it chronologically or alphabetically

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millie: sure, i made mistakes when i was younger

millie: but now that i’m older, i’ve learnt how to make different, often far more serious, mistakes

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iris: *trying to help hailey drive around a pothole*

iris: to the left

hailey: take it back now y’all

hailey: *drives through the pothole*

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Hailey: Jail is no fun, I can tell you that.

Millie:.... You’ve been?

Hailey, shivering: Once. In monopoly

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Jean: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Millie: jean, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Jean: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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iris: hey

olivia: hey?

iris: i can’t sleep

olivia: i can. goodnight

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jean: i have the sharpest memory. name one thing i’ve forgotten

bill: you left me in the mall parking lot three days ago

jean: no, that was on purpose. try harder

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Jean: you should read more, here try this

Hailey: dr Faustus?

Jean: whatever, you just need to expand your vocabulary

* a week later*

Jean: whaT the fuck are you doing

Hailey: selling my soul?

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millie: i’m bi. give me $200

jean: i promise we’re not all like this

olivia: some of us want $350

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Jean: what the fuck is in your tea?!?

Millie: ..spaghetti?

Jean: ok let me rephrase that,,,,why the fuck is there pasta in your TEA

Millie: ..uhhh..snack?

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random stranger: how many kids do you have jean?

jean: biologically, legally, or emotionally? because there’s a difference