incorrect cablepool

you remind me of my wife
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ▪not my quotes
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▪dms are open

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cable: i’m proud to say i identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbassess and dumbassess exclusively

wade: is dubstep still a thing in the future? what about sharknado?

cable, already taking off his clothes: wade, you’re so fucking stupid

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wade: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 because i'm the 1 you need.

cable: i'm clearly an 11.

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wade: are you french? because eiffel for you.

cable: are you from italy? because you’re a pisa shit.

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@incorrectnini

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wade, banging on the door: cable, open up!

cable: it all started when russell killed my family——

wade: i meant the door.

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wade: what do you call a dictionary on drugs?

cable: if you say “addictionary” i swear i will cut you.

wade: i was gonna say “high definition” but yours is better.

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cable: i'm never afraid.

wade, pulling out a knife from under cable's pillow: explain this

cable: that's not fear, that's precaution.

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wade: it says "password is too short."

weasel: what did you put?

wade: cable.

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wade: i ain’t talking.

cable: [sharpens a knife, menacingly] i got a way of making people talk.

cable: [cuts a slice of cake]

wade: can i have some?

cable: cake is for talkers.

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wade: scientifically, it's fucked up that humans drink the milk of other animals when we can make our own.

wade: like, you don't see rhinos sucking on a goat titty for milk.

cable: ... how high are you?

wade:

wade: yes.

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wade: here you go, cable, a nice hot cup of coffee.

cable: it's cold.

wade: nice cup of coffee.

cable: it tastes horrible.

wade: cup of coffee.

cable: i'm not even sure this is coffee.

wade: cup.

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cable: are you okay?

wade: physically? yes.

wade: morally? maybe.

wade: mentally? no.

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wade: hey, cable, i need you.

cable: for?

wade: ever.

[francis_xie@CWT74 @francishsie]

Cablepool/デプケブ? Honeymoon2 in Positano
time traveler's age is tricky but nate is Technically younger than wade

[incorrect cablepool @wrongcablepool]

cable: [sees someone doing something stupid and reckless.]

cable: what a fucking dumbass.

cable: [sees that it's wade.]

cable: wait a minute, that's MY dumbass.

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wade: cable, we tried things your way.

cable: no, we didn't.

wade: i did in my head, and it didn't work.

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wade: met a dumbass today. awful.

cable: you looked in a mirror?

wade: someday you will have to answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful.

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cable: i need to get something off my chest.

wade: is it your shirt? please say yes.

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wade, in the shower: [horrible, out of tune singing]

cable, from outside the bathroom: WILL YOU QUIT SINGING?

wade: WHEN I AM IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS ARE FREE. MY BALLS AND MY SOUL.

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wade @ cable: