wrongcards

Ecards that are wrong for every occasion.

[wrongcards @wrongcards]

https://t.co/LzdqvwyWBO has no ads and no trackers (apart from google analytics, which I'll remove one of these days).

It's completely free. Wrongcards has existed since April 1, 2008. I plan to close the site on it's 20th anniversary.

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... and then one day, children, JK Rowling, who sometimes identifies as a man named Robert Galbraith, decided nobody else should ever do that ...

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@Michael1979 Wait. I had something for this.

https://t.co/jF5joLpnHn

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@uncrate @BMW Looking forward to these being hacked to display CONSUME, OBEY, or REPRODUCE whenever they are pointed at a billboard.

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Elon makes rich kids with dads who owned apartheid-era emerald mines look kinda bad.

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Unless it talks like Werner Herzog, AI isn't ready.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Please don’t make things up to be angry about. Just be logical. If anyone is paying people off to change how they talk about pollution, who has more money than oil companies? Are you acting anti-establishment while you do the bidding of a bunch of rich fossil fuel execs?

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I don't have a blue tick. I didn't used-to, but I don't now either.

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I don't tweet anymore because *gestures around wildly* ... but the best way to communicate with me is via newsletter; I respond to all replies. Sign up here. https://t.co/GJdVh35BfX

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Damn it. Caught the mind virus.

https://t.co/pwZx5IuVQz #WokeAF

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

How it feels TRYING to play HOGWARTS LEGACY!

full vid: https://t.co/iyeahKU7wO

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From me, to everybody.
https://t.co/BP2hfClVBy

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Oh look, it's another ecard I don't recommend sending to anyone.

https://t.co/o73LvSJxAz

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HEY ELON
PICK A TWITTER FIGHT WITH GRETA

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This year's Christmas newsletter has arrived. I talk a bit about pointless tedium of cricket, and stealing ducks from parks, so - you know, nothing too controversial this time. Maybe I'm growing up? Merry Christmas you filthy animals. https://t.co/TpVcDNF5Ta

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https://t.co/WGZQaZ35o6 but without the HAHA.

Let's see if that works.

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Before this all burns down ...

... I have a very well-regarded newsletter at https://t.co/FkFwH6Xeiw.

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Facebook, and now Twitter:

"Oh, you want to see posts from your friends and the people you choose? hahah no, we don't do that anymore. Instead, here's stuff algorithmically chosen to annoy you. Heh, you have no choice - wait why are you closing the tab

[Ramblings @ramblingsloa]

Build someone up.
Put their insecurities to sleep.
Remind them they’re worthy.
Tell them they’re magical.
Be a light in a too often dim world.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

this is just so goddamn funny I can’t

[wrongcards @wrongcards]

What a sad, sad, sad little man.