incorrect caroltony

don’t worry, this account is for their friendship, i don’t ship caroltony romantically

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: you’re like a sister to me

carol: aw, thanks tony!

tony: y’know because you bully me, steal my clothes, eat my food—

carol: alright—

tony: break my stuff, take too long in the bathroom, annoy me—

carol: ALRIGHT.

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

the only two caroltony moods

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: h—

carol:

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol, at tony’s funeral: this fucking BASTARD.

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony, on the phone: remember before u left earth u gave me like 4 rules—

carol: yeah 1. don’t die, 2. don’t get stranded somewhere no one can find you, 3. eat at regular intervals, 4. breathe

tony, looking around the milano: ... well i haven’t broken the first one ... YET

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol: what time is it

tony: idk, photon blast that wall

carol: ok

carol: *blasts through a whole wall*

steve, from a floor away: WHAT ARE U TWO DOING AT 3 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING—

tony: its 3am

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

an extended cut of carol rescuing tony in endgame!

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

peter: happy mother’s day!

carol: oh my god, haha, thanks peter-

peter: oh, i was talking to tony

tony, through tears: you’re a little shit, peter

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

morgan: d... da.... d...
tony: that’s it!! da da! say it, morgan!!
morgan: da.... down with the patriarchy
tony, slamming his fist on table: PEPPER, I TOLD YOU TO STOP LETTING CAROL BABYSIT

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: carol you cant just cut your hair every time someone accuses you of being straight—
carol, with scissors in her hands: WATCH ME.

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

steve: people will die
carol and tony, in unison: of FUN!

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol: haha fury you’re a fucking idiot

nick: haha you right

tony: hey fury—

nick: say my name again and i stg i’ll bust your fucking head open

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: carol is perfect-

rhodey: two seconds ago she was heating up a hot pocket in the microwave, but it was taking too long so she tried to use her photon blasts and now there’s a gaping hole in the side of stark tower-

tony, with tears in his eyes: PERFECT

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony, in a captain marvel hoodie, hala-star cap, holding a cm mug: carol has been on leave for 31 days, 6 hours, and 27 minutes

steve: do you want to talk about it? i know you miss her—

tony: are u kidding i hope that idiot never comes back

tony: oh look now it’s 28 minutes

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: jonathan
carol: bobby
tan: rhodey
karamo: steve

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

anyone: the avengers are on a mission, and it looks like they need someone to sacrifice themselves—

carol and tony:

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol, asleep at 5am:

tony, after breaking in:

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol: you’re not even in my top three list of best friends

tony: literally name one other friend you have besides jess and jen

carol: c-

tony: your cat doesn’t count

carol: r-

tony: neither does your boyfriend

carol:

tony: that’s what i thought, best friend.

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

steve: this is a covert operation, so everyone be subtle.

carol: got it

tony: no problem

*hours later*

tony, stepping out in nothing but red and gold colored clothing: ...

carol, in nothing but blue, gold, and red: ...

tony:

carol:

tony: well at least we look cute

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

carol: bitch

tony: blocked

carol: wait unblock me i have to tell u something

tony: fine, what

carol:

carol: bitch

[incorrect caroltony @wrongcaroltony]

tony: don’t be mad

carol: what did you do

tony: well i set fire to the kitchen

carol: lol ok

tony: and.... ruinedthatstarwarssweatshirtyouleantme—

carol: YOU WHAT.