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Martha: why are you naked?

Castle: i don't have any clothes to wear.

Martha, opening his closet: you have lots of cloths. you have this sweater, these pants, hello Katherine, this t-shirt, these shorts...

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Beckett: valentine's day is just a stupid corporate holiday made up to make more money and shame single people.

Castle: Beckett, will you be my valentine?

Beckett: okay, maybe valentine's day isn't so bad.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 2 years, since 11 Aug 2020 (via @twi_age).

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Beckett: you're right.

Castle:

Castle: what did you just say?

Beckett: don't make me say it again.

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Castle, drunk: THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT THERE!

Beckett: wife.

Castle: EVEN BETTER!

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Beckett: i don’t like physical affection.

Castle: hey Kate!

Beckett: suddenly, i want to be hugged.

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*Castle and Beckett walking in the rain*

Castle: i feel like that guy in that movie.

Beckett: ... Babe, please don’t.

Castle: *hangs on a street lantern and falls off*

Castle: this never happened.

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Castle: can you cut me some slack? i’m sort of in love.

Beckett: i’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Castle: i’m in love with you.

Beckett: *blushes* oh. that brings me in the loop a little.

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Castle: i’ve made a power point presentation highlighting all the reasons i love you.

Beckett: you could have just said “happy anniversary”.

Castle: oh so you don’t want to see it then?

Beckett: woah wait i didn’t say that.

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Beckett: you need to take care of yourself.

Castle: no. i need to take care of you.

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Castle: what was the happiest moment of your life?

Beckett: when you kissed me back.

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Castle: what comes up but never comes down?

Beckett: the amount of stress you bring me.

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Castle: i'll wait for you.

Beckett: why?

Castle: because that's what people do when they're in love.

Castle: they wait.

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Beckettt: since when is babysitting you guys my job?

Castle:

Ryan:

Esposito:

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Beckett: you look good in that hoodie.

Castle: you know where else i'd look good?

Beckett, zero hesitation: my bed.

Castle, at the same time: by you're side- wait, what?

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here’s what the tweet is referring 😁: https://t.co/HHss2ifey0

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[when Beckett leaves them alone]

Castle: *plays trombone*

Lily: *slams oven door*

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Beckett: i think I'm just gonna take a little coffee break, i haven't had a cup since 10 am.

Castle: Honey, it's 10:05 am.

Beckett, pouring coffee: sorry, what did you say?

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Castle, to Beckett: if i make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all i need.

Castle: not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Beckett, rushing in late to dinner: *blushing* sorry, i’m late. i got caught up doing things.

Castle, coming up behind her fixing the buttons on his shirt: i got caught up doing things, too. *smirks*

Martha: hey! Thing 1 and Thing 2… take a seat, the food is getting cold.

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Beckett and Castle: *bickering*

Ryan: it's not fun when mom and dad fight, right?

Esposito: if they get a divorce, i wanna go with mom.