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[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

welcome to incorrect deukaetan !!
a reminder that most, if not all, of the quotes were taken from web and tumblr and they're all fictional. this acc is not meant to be offensive towards any of the members since it does not describe the way members act or are like in real life <3

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

some people seem genuinely confused about this so just to make it clear ,,, cigarettes after sex is a band !! i am not a delusional shipper i swear 👁️👄👁️

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

Jungkook: do you like Cigarettes After Sex ?

Gahyeon: i'm a virgin with asthma.

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

Jungkook: do you like Cigarettes After Sex ?

Gahyeon: i'm a virgin with asthma.

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Jimin: hey, we can't go in there, it says 18+ and there's only 2 of us

Gahyeon: you're so fucking dumb

Gahyeon: just invite more people

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

they'd 100% pull this on each other if they were friends, i Know it

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Yoohyeon: if your leg got cut off would it hurt?

Jungkook: duh?

YH: how tho?

JK: cause your leg got cut off

YH: where would you feel the pain?

JK: in your le-

YH: how are you gonna feel the pain in your leg

JK: IF YOUR LEG IS GONE

YH: i've been thinking about this all day

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

Namjoon: *sneezes*

Bora: ...

Namjoon: you won’t even say bless you?

Bora: i’m sitting beside you

Bora: you’re already blessed

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

Sua: How much money do you have?

Taehyung: 69 cents

Sua: Oh, you know what that means?

Taehyung, sobbing: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

@0rangemint perfect, thank you !!

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

would you guys rather this being a simple deukaetan pics/thinking account or an incorrect deukaetan one like these ?? 🥺

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

@deukaedemon gracias <33

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

@vincentaevy AHH okay okay thank you 🥺 i'll probably do that then <33

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

and, most importantly, stay safe and hydrated, wear your mask and wash your hands frequently 🥺 be careful and remember that you're loved, cared, valid and that you matter ++ deukaetan loves you so so much

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

hello !! i have been inactive for quite awhile now and for that i apologize, school has just been a huge pain <3 but christmas break is almost here so i'll hopefully be more active !! i've also been Thinking about it for a while and came to the decision to "turn" this account +

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

don't forget to follow @hourlybangkae for hourly tweets about deukaetan <33

[incorrect deukaetan 💭 @wrongdeukaetan]

babies and their fluffy hats 🥺