Sir Brown

That's not how it goes.

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What's good for the goose is for the goose to decide.

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Rain drops keep fallin on my head/
And just like the guy, my feet are too big for my head/
Nothing seems to head

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"Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee."
Barista, visibly shaking with anxiety and indecision.

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Also have a lot in common with Ursula from Little Mermaid: want to help couples, have two near identical best friends, just the right amount of limbs for our species, want to destroy a King, can't survive without water,

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I have a lot in common with Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame. We both lust after a woman, love throwing stuff in fire, haunted by shadowy figures, secret prisoner in a high tower, French,

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Laundry Status: Three sheets to the wind.

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Happy Birthday, Daniel. I hope you like Christmas because here are your Christmas gifts. Didn't have time to get Birthday ones. Just squint.

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"Do you have to curse so much?" I have to be relatable Margaret. All the hip people are cursing. And the femur people. And the skull people

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Happy No Fuckin Way November

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Oh shit, hey dudes it's 43 days until #Skeletonday I'm thinking of going as a Skeleton this year. Thoughts?

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I'm not needy- I just want attention 24/6. Mondays are Self Lothing Days, don't need no one then. Take Mondays off. ...18/6 Need sleep too.

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Do #women know how great they look?? Like, all the dang time?? I'm speechless around them and they can never know. Do Not Tell Them.

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Maybe the real treasure was the money I forged along the way.

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It's midnight have you had *your* existential crisis today?

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Ooo I love Old Friends. Hello, Feeling That I Have Overshared. How nice of you to drop in. Please leave.

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If one display's labeled Science Books then logically the second display is Science Books: 2 The Sciencing. Not that my managers believe me.

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One cool way to spice up your life and someone else's is to sign business documents XOXO. Make someone's day. Or freak them out. Either or.

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So has anyone successfully cooked #eggs on hot pavement or is that a lie perpetuated by vegetarians to ruin my summer breakfasts

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A penny saved is worth two in the bush. That's my two cents at least.

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I'll take a #blt with #LGBTQIA , hold the asmr.

And I want it asap.

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Happy Pride Month