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professional 2d attorney | vitamin gummy addict |
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and the water was so warm, i should have went in

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potentially the prettiest sea i have ever been at 🏝️

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@shotoyer no cause they need to give you nobelpreis for that srsly, i would have started shaking at the first encounter and folded

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@shotoyer also throwback to me only moving out last year autumn, no timeline is behind 🐟🐟🐟

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@shotoyer i have coworker who went back to live with parents at like 28 to finish his doktor and then started working at 30 or sum and now he makes 90k as manager SO DEFFO NOT BEHIND AND DEFFO NOT A BAD IDEA MONEY WISE

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@shotoyer i think i had a great vision back then

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today i dreamed nhi gifted me tickets to fly to england with her, im awake now and waiting for the present

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verarschen kann ich mich selber

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me

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hell yeah deutsche bahn

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asked him if we will arrive soon he said no

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and i need 1h home from hauptbahnhof 🫵

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day two of not knowing how to open train doors in düsseldorf so men have to open it for me

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thank you leon kennedy cosplay

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had the meeting about the meeting tdy and guess what the guy who wanted the meeting was sick and the only two ppl it was relevant for were so late we had to CANCEL AND RESCHEDULE

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@shotoyer in my arms

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parental love is knowing what insects your kid likes

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i have meetings every day for this topic when are they expecting me to work on the topic so I actually have sth to say in the meeting???

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we have a guy in my AI team that suggests having meetings about meetings we are having next month and i'm pretty close to killing him

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"let's brainstorm what we want to present" brother in christ how about we just do the fucking presentation

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@shotoyer i wonder how they do it coz i use copilot sooooo much and am only at 31% this month 👁️👁️🔨

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coworker hit her token limit today it's like seeing someone left without food during the apocalypse