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things they 100% said themselves, i was there send submissions on cc

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as the pinned states any ships are fine just not problematic ones!! i got a cc abt this so i’ll just clear it up since i didnt post it

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hi! not an incorrect but i would just like to say that absolutely no problematic ships are condoned here.

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Nobara: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in

Megumi: I'm not playing your dumb games

Yuji: *walks in*

Megumi, immediately standing up: Fine I’ll do it, if that’s what you want

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yuuji *kisses megumi on the cheek*: good luck out there! bust a nut!

megumi: i think you meant ‘break a leg’?

yuuji: but how will you win the triathlon if you break your legs?

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Megumi: Yuuji! I thought you were dead!

Yuuji: No, just in deep cover.

Megumi: ...But it was an open casket.

Yuuji: It was very deep.

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any person at all: wow, you're so easy to talk to! i feel like our personalities fit so well together!
kenjaku: thanks! i made this one just for you

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thank u for 9k!!

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Shoko: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Utahime: *turning to Satoru* How tall are you?

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Toji: I just ended a four year relationship.

Person: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toji: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Satoru and Suguru fighting from across the room*

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Gojo *setting down a card*: Ace of spades.

Nobara *pulling out an UNO card*: +4

Yuuji *pulling out a Pokémon card*: Pikachu, I choose you!

Megumi *trembling*: ... What are we playing?

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@INU0KKO sorry abt that bestie

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Nobara: Maki, I’m sad.

Maki: *putting arms arms around her* come here, it’s gonna be okay.

Yuuji: Megumi, I'm sad.

Megumi: *nodding* mood.

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@Rinoji__ EXACTLY RIN SO TRUE

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Yuji: deez nuts

[May @MayonaiseThe]

@wrongjujutsu True Bestie

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@HinaKawamoto thanks chonko

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Megumi: Yuuji, I'm in love with you.

Yuuji: I know.

Megumi: What? How do you know?

Yuuji: We’re dating...

Megumi: Uh, no we’re not.

Yuuji: *voice crack* We’re not????

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Maki: If you try to move your head one more fucking time while I’m trying to do your eyeliner I swear I will poke your eyes out.
Nobara: *sights dreamily* I love you too.

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pls request stuff via cc bc i have like nothing good to post
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yuji: i bet i can make you cry

megumi: psh nice try. i havent cried in years.

yuji: *jabs him in the eyeball*

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*preparing for the shibuya battle*

gojo: We're going to win, because we have something they don't. *points at chest*

yuji: heart!

gojo: what? No I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us