The Wrong Side

Documenting humanity’s ongoing attempt to defeat probability.

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DraftKings is now letting users bet on Bitcoin and Ethereum price movements in 5-minute windows.

Analyst Dustin Gouker described the feature as “very important hedging” and definitely not gambling.

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@Coinvo Someone will just play the game for him again so Musk can brag about the achievements afterward.

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@parti_king Hair remained fully compliant.

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A Taiwanese man proved his wife's cheating by recording her on a robot cleaner.

He received over $15,700... and a countersuit from his wife for invasion of privacy.

The court sided with his wife, sentencing the man to five months in prison and a $4,700 fine.

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CS2 pro player Bymas claims his ex-org Monte owes him "tens of thousands" in unpaid salary and sticker money

Monte responded with this. Absolute masterclass in damage control, guys 👏

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@bymascs Good text. You can tell it was approved by the agent. A two-week delay in salary payments is, of course, incredibly critical and painful… 😭

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A woman showed up at live streamer Kai Cenat's place with a child, claiming he's the father of the 2-year-old girl.

"Never seen you in my life," the streamer said.

Was he talking about the kid? 💀

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New Yorker just won $10 million on a scratch-off.

Finally, a realistic shot at covering NYC rent and getting rid of three roommates 🙏

As long as the new mayor doesn’t find out about it.

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FIRST WIPEOUTS AT THE 'ROBOT OLYMPICS'

One day AI is gonna put money on its own metal broskis, but not today for sure

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Woman allegedly ran a mail scam telling people they’d won a quarter-billion dollars and just needed to cover the taxes first.

Victims sent $80,000 total. At no point did anyone stop and ask why the lottery was collecting fees through a private account in Florida.

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The GTA 6 leaker launched his own memecoin and dumped it just hours before Rockstar's presentation.

Experts say he walked away with $250K

these heist ARGs have officially gone too far 💀

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Las Vegas casino launches special offer. For $199 you will get a two-night midweek stay at Golden Nugget with $100 in food and beverage credits with no resort fees

shut up and take my money

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@evenbeter_soft EvenBet Gaming has rebranded to Evenbeter?

is this some pokemon-level evolution? Should we wait until they rebrand to Evenbest?

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@mtasawar861 Down? Never heard of her. Follow us and stay on the winning side 😎

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Finnish players just abandoned slots en masse and fled to live dealers.
Live casino engagement up over 600% in a single quarter.

So while the rest of EU stays loyal to the reels, finns decided they wanted human contact with their losses...

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Netflix has proven that the perfect duration for sex is 26 minutes!

That’s exactly how long the extended GTA VI showcase lasted.

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Senior pro golfer Matt Gogel banned for 6 months for betting on golf. He says he never bet on himself, but we get it.

At 55, birdies just don’t hit the same — sometimes you need a sportsbook app for that extra tension 😎

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A couple of streamers in Alaska almost ended up as a brown bear's lunch on a live. The massive guy sprinted like a few meters past the couple and just went straight for some salmon.

Rule number one of shooting a cooking show: don't become part of the menu.

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The $145 million Mega Millions jackpot is still unclaimed. Winning required matching five numbers plus The gold Mega Ball.

A player from New Mexico came closest to the grand prize: he matched five numbers only and won $2 million.

99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big...

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Anonymous guy named Goofy just beat a final table of high-rollers for $1M and never showed his face.

seems like a group of serious pros got owned by a cartoon dog in a most disrespectful win of the decade