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incorrect @tinymeatgang quotes

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noel: [tells mediocre joke]

cody, immediately:

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW

[can @rosbergcore]

if anyone has something to spare so i'm not homeless id appreciate it very much 👍 https://t.co/a0NNDqIHYQ

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noel: [reading the mail] we’re invited to a baby shower? uh, no thanks, i can have a regular-sized shower whenever i want

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noel: i am a victim of a hate crime

aleena: cody talking is not a hate crime

noel: but i hate it

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aleena: please don't say anything stupid on the way out

noel: i won't.

noel: [shakes priest's hand after the ceremony]

noel: so are you god's boyfriend ?

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noel: [gets down on one knee]

aleena: oh my god its finally happening

noel: [ties his shoelaces]

aleena: [tearing up] he stopped wearing crocs

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noel: can’t wait until our wedding

aleena: ???? we’re not even engaged

noel: oh fuck so that’s what i forgot to do last night

[. @wrongtmg]

called it

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noel: how did you know i was gonna propose?

aleena: cody hasn't been able to look at me without crying all month

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noel: anyone want to get into an argument with me?

cody: okay. f1 isn't that great

noel: i was kidding, but you know what? fuck you for real

[. @wrongtmg]

.@codyko

[archive @toasty__woasty]

A message for @codyko, please read.

Call me Toasty. I am a recent fan of TMG and your content specifically. You make very enjoyable videos and have gotten me through some tough times mentally through this quarantine, which I thank you for.
I also happen to be black and bisexual.

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waiter: sorry sir, but your card has been declined

noel: run it again

waiter: i ran it three times

noel: [turns to aleena] this is embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

aleena: no problem! [grabs waiter by collar and pulls him close] he said run it again

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noel: im here to make comedy not friends

cody: :D

noel: fuck

[. @wrongtmg]

noel, thinking: don’t be awkward around charles

charles: nice weather

noel: thanks

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noel, holding up a photo of aleena: have you seen her???

kelsey: not since yesterday. why, is she missing??

noel: oh, no, she’s fine. i just want people to look at her

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noel: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

aleena: wasn't cody with you?

cody: in my defense... i was also left unsupervised

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aleena: why are you mad?

noel: i'm not mad

aleena: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby

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noel to spock: oh dear, oh dear, gorgeous

noel to cody: you fucking donkey

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noel: i blame cody

cody: how is it my fault?

noel: because otherwise it would be my fault. and that can't be right.

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cody: maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate for once

kelsey: please just fucking let me sleep

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noel: aleena and i are adopting a child.

lando: oh, that’s cool-

noel, slams down paper: it’s you, sign here.