incorrect umbrella academy

dm are open / all of the quotes aren’t mine / characters belong to gerard way and gabriel bá / this is for fun only / @lookingoodsugar

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

@orangesodaa1 not literally !!

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

hey as you may have noticed i haven’t been active in a very long time, that’s mostly because this is my side account and i don’t go on here very often + i have no imagination regarding quotes

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

@xovictorv https://t.co/KDm3nN0YaA

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

@daddyhoseok_twt for all he’s recently said on depression and cancer and stuff, if you look his name up you’ll find stuff i mean, it’s just, he’s saying a lot of problematic stuff and refusing to apologize

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

@daddyhoseok_twt for all he’s recently said on depression and cancer and stuff, if you look his name up you’ll find stuff i mean, it’s just, he’s saying a lot of problematic stuff and refusing to apologize

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

also: fuck aidan

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

goodbye to you all

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

[submitted by @trubenblack ]

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

diego: why are klaus and dave sitting with their backs to eachother?

ben: they had a fight

diego: then why are they holding hands

ben: they get sad when they fight

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

[submitted by @cesspoolofpride ]

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

klaus: let's play two truths and a lie! five, you go first.

five: okay, my number is five, my eyes are brown, and i assassinated lincoln.

klaus: haha, that's easy, the third one's the lie, of cou-

diego: his eyes are green.

five:

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

hargreeves [to vanya]: i will ruin your happiness!

vanya: my happiness?

vanya [turning to kraken]: i’m happy?

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

séance [waking up after hazel and cha-cha kidnapped him, with shoes on]: whAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!!

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

séance: we could rob a bank

vanya: yeah, okay. let’s rob a bank.

hargreeves: what’s that ?

vanya: nothing.

hargreeves: that’s funny, isn’t it? because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.

séance: no i said 'let’s have a big wank'

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

rumor: alright, now everyone pay attention. i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute.

séance: why? are you in a hurry?

rumor: no i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

[incorrect umbrella academy @wronguacademy]

lupo: hey, you doing alright?

kraken: well not really, im in a puddle of blood

lupo: is it yours?

kraken: im pretty sure

lupo: do you know where its coming from?!

kraken: probably the stab wound

lupo: you've been STABBED?!

kraken: oh yeah, definitely