incorrect umbrella academy

•things that were most definitely said by the academy at one point in time
•not all quotes are mine

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

klaus: i was kidnapped and tortured

vanya: i was abused, locked away and lied to as a child

five: i got trapped in my own personal hell in the future

luther: dad sent me to the moon

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

klaus [in a trance]: yeehaw

vanya: uh klaus are you okay?

klaus: you've yeed your last haw buddy

vanya *to diego*: what is going o-

diego: -just let him

vanya: ....

diego: ....

klaus [normally]: so did you guys decide on a restaurant yet?

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

*everyone is talking about their kinks*

klaus: mine is waiting til marriage *smiles*

everyone: ....

klaus: jk guys it's choking haha

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

dave: hey you wanna slow dance?

klaus: oh hell yeah

klaus: *dances fortnite dance @ .5 speed*

dave: we're breaking up

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

im going a bit ia for my mental health, hope you all understand. much love ❤️

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

[klaus as a bartender]
customer: I’ll have a martini, dry.

klaus, staring at the liquid ingredients: well, I don’t know how to tell you this-

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

@alqhadog good point

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

*luther on ellen*

ellen: so, i heard you like the moon...

luther: yes i do!

*chunk of the moon falls and starts plummeting toward the earth*

luther: omg ellen you didn't

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

diego: yo, this is a message to all my bitch ass haters, alright?

diego: i’m-i’m really sensitive so just *tearing up* please stop.

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

klaus: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers!

ben: please for the love of god just say fuck

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

vanya: hey are you okay?

diego: yeah i just have a headache that comes and goes

luther: *walks by whistling*

diego: there it goes now!

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

thank you for 2k followers! love you all!

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

klaus: truth or dare

allison: truth

klaus: what's your credit card number?

allison: okay dare

klaus: i dare you to tell me your credit card number

allison: i heard a rumor you shut the fuck up for once

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

luther: i made you breakfast

vanya: is it poisoned?

luther: what kind of question is that?

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

@perryduff285 we don't claim them

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luther: *breathes*

allison: you ever just fall in love? 🥰

klaus: fall in love? yes. with my brother? hell nah bitch

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

cha cha and hazel: you ready to fuckin DIE?

klaus: imma bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

[incorrect umbrella academy @wrongumacademy]

klaus, ben, diego, luther, allison and vanya: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MACDONALDS!!!!

five at the drive through: one black coffee please

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cha cha: she told me i was ugly and i was like, ‘bitch where?’ and she said on the inside and i was like, ‘yeah, you right’