klaus: i was kidnapped and tortured
vanya: i was abused, locked away and lied to as a child
five: i got trapped in my own personal hell in the future
luther: dad sent me to the moon
klaus [in a trance]: yeehaw
vanya: uh klaus are you okay?
klaus: you've yeed your last haw buddy
vanya *to diego*: what is going o-
diego: -just let him
vanya: ....
diego: ....
klaus [normally]: so did you guys decide on a restaurant yet?
*luther on ellen*
ellen: so, i heard you like the moon...
luther: yes i do!
*chunk of the moon falls and starts plummeting toward the earth*
luther: omg ellen you didn't
klaus: truth or dare
allison: truth
klaus: what's your credit card number?
allison: okay dare
klaus: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
allison: i heard a rumor you shut the fuck up for once