incorrect doctor who universe

bringing you incorrect quotes from all of the whoniverse. dm requests!

[clara oswald enthusiast, part ii @coalhillclara]

well, it finally happened. one too many dmca takedown notices because of my edits and now my account’s been sniped. pls retweet to let my followers know.

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ryan: jack, i want you to play the role of my father
jack: i don’t want to be your father
ryan: perfect, you already know your lines

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twelve: you’re the love of my life and my best friend, i would do anything for you
clara: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
twelve: absolutely not

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sarah jane: [on call with luke]
sanjay: [walks in]
luke: gotta gay! GO! gotta go.

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luke: i made this friendship bracelet for you
clyde: you know i’m not really a jewellery person
luke: you don’t have to wear it-
clyde: no, i’m gonna wear it forever. back off.

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rani: i can’t get luke out of his room
clyde: tell him i said something
rani: like what?
clyde: anything factually wrong
[three seconds later]
luke, bursting into the room: YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?

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amy: hey, you wanna spend christmas with us?
eleven: i hate being the third wheel
amy: oh, please, you’ve been the third wheel with me and rory for so long i think of us as a tricycle

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peri: i have a weird middle name
five: your first name is perpugilliam

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eleven: so, have you heard of the lord of the dance?
eleven: it’s me

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eleven: i’ll come up with something, don’t i always?
river: no
eleven: then i’m due

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harry: how do you ask a boy out?
sarah jane: oh, it’s simple. you just open the door and say “get out, you’re bothering me”

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rory: what i’m about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me
amy: don’t be silly, rory, i’m not gonna kill you. it takes too much time to break in a new husband.

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bill: you’re good at a lot of things!
nardole: like what?
bill: don’t push me on this, i’m just trying to make you feel better.

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clara: how could you possibly get in this much trouble in one day?
twelve: it didn’t take me the whole day!

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eleven: if my stuffed bear is cold, can i put him in the toaster oven?
amy: no, doctor, that would be a mistake.
eleven:
eleven: amy
amy: yes?
eleven: i made a mistake

[incorrect doctor who universe @wrongwhoniverse]

the master: are we fighting or flirting
three: my hand is literally around your throat right now
the master: you didn’t answer my question

[incorrect doctor who universe @wrongwhoniverse]

yaz: when i said “bring me back something from the beach” i meant, like, a seashell
thirteen, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well why didn’t you just fucking say that

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clara: what did you do?
twelve: okay, but you can’t get mad at me.
clara. what. did. you. do.
twelve: so, first i was minding my business-
clara: BULLSHIT!
twelve: I WAS!

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eleven: one time river told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses was edible, so i ate the paper with the chocolate for a year.
amy: they are edible.
eleven: really?
amy: why would you fall for that again?

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clyde: you look really pretty
rani: what?
clyde: I SAID YOU LOOK REALLY SHITTY GOODNIGHT RANI