Barber of Wall Street

Don’t take me seriously, I don’t know anything, I’m just here to shitpost about financial stuffs :3 …I am a friend of Rick’s 🍌🍑

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Credit Suisse AT1 bond-holders when they visit my hair salon:

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Banks? What are banks?

Insert Indiana Jones boulder race scene

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Also, US CDS are peaking, I didn’t screengrab the chart so you can deal without lol…but yeah, with the geopolitical state of the US that looks like a decent hedge lmao.

Not financial advice at all lol

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

@jimcramer Jim, what do you think about PacWest BanCorp?

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Your retirement is not safe.

https://t.co/nkjSQ9OR09

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Let me get this straight. JP Morgan haas essentially purchased $25B of its competitors’ uninsured deposits in $FRC….for $10.6B…?

Bruhhhhhhh it’s getting cut throat out there 🫨🥵

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

@eviljordan @PitViperShades @OfficialRezz @LizbethEden You play a blue control deck with an eldrazi win condition don’t you

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

40 year mortgages (US) and 70 year retirement ages (France).

Colour my feelings validated.

Or rather, don’t colour me at all. You can’t afford the crayons.

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

US CDS 5Y ticks up, again.

Historical data and max chart included cuz context important.

Courtesy of worldgovernmentbonds.

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Wall Street suing the SEC?

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Those rules to protect retail must really give someone a haircut. Sounds right up my alley! 😊😚🪒

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Web3 gaming is gonna be insane

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Do with this info as you will, it’s quite nice! #chatGPT

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

@Dougielarge @GaryGensler Hey Dougie, feeling like a haircut?

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

I’m looking for a dip in $GME at weeks end, not that I have any plans for said dip or not *oops I dropped some cash I was waiting to spend*.

The upside of this stock is directly proportionate to its short volume and short history.

This is my opinion, not financial advice.

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

76 million (~25% of float) DRS for $gme 👉😎👉

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Mood after watching the Senste Oversight Committee about the SVB and Signature bank failures #senate #SVB #siliconvalleybankcollapse #SignatureBank

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

GS, JPM, and WFC credit default swaps, since CNBC isn’t reporting them anymore. (From macrovar)

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

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JUST IN: CNBC has reportedly delisted the Credit Default Swap data for 5 banks including JP Morgan and Bank of America 👀😮

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

@WallStreetSilv Meh, repubs spend, dems tighten. Neither of them give a rats ass about the general populace, they just find wedge issues to keep us voting either way. Money is just an imaginary representation of the hard work we put in every day.

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

“Very limited”….. depends how toxic those swaps are, is a touch enough to poison $DB ?

[Barber of Wall Street @ws_barber]

Does anyone know Deutsche Bank’s exposure to Credit Suisse?