w.s. moron

[delaney halfnerd @thebellecurves]

I’m sorry for going goblin mode in your house but you should have left me more snacks

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

like even more than usual

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

considering becoming a parody of myself

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

@thebellecurves do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

thought I was scrolling down my twitter feed liking tweets but instead I was scrolling down someone else's likes

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

told my friend who was murdered about a tattoo that I was thinking of getting and now I really do have to get it, huh

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

I love the new new mike flanagan show, I love that all of bruce greenwood's bastard children are debauched immoral queers. this is the kind of representation I want to see

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

I'm the opposite of Leo DiCaprio the way I be dating these 26 year olds

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

another unrealistic standard for snwomen

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

@erinisaway @swimmoves these are so good???

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

I love the new new mike flanagan show, I love that all of bruce greenwood's bastard children are debauched immoral queers. this is the kind of representation I want to see

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

real

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

setting my tinder distance to 0.5 miles so I can exclusively match with people here at jury duty

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

he's right

[Joe Anuta @joeanuta]

@createcraig .@NYCMayor is asked if another weekend of rain gets him down.

He replies that rain is part of the cycle of life, and suggests that stormy weather increases the population because couples are home together

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

I'm two of these

[PapiNextDoor 🇵🇷 @skunkwitdafunk]

Dating them is NOT for the weak:

December Sagittarius
Jamaican
Men from Brooklyn
July Cancer
Taurus Women
Women from Ohio
September Virgo
Men from the Bronx
November Scorpio
April Aries
Dominican Women
August Leo

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

I think it's crazy how instead of "shitfaced" British people just say "shittied". like bro, you "got shittied last night"? get a grip

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

only a little bit very drunk but I'm so emotional about words that I myself have written

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

it's so cool to rediscover good poems you forgot you wrote, but it's also cool to rediscover bad ones

[w.s. moron @ws_moron]

wait I love my poetry so much, why do I not think about this all the time