WhatSpringDoesWithCherryTrees

and videographer, Neruda fan

[☭ fuck trump fuck biden too 🌹 @wrappingline]

tbf two consenting exhibitionist adults with a shared medical fetish is probably the most wholesome kind of perversion you're likely to find in this income bracket

[screentone @screentone]

make sure to interact with this post so I can convince him to do this more often

[bella ୨ৎ @bellamoaa]

m*sturbating in front of each other as a date <3

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

for no reason at all, i wish to remind everyone that when they offered a cash reward for info on the last insurance ceo shooting, they rescinded the reward on a technicality

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by UnitedHealthcare

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I am a firm believer that the only way to make life bearable is to flirt with everyone you encounter male or female, interested or not. Flirting doesn’t have to go further. It’s just fun to talk all whimsical and have banter with people. It gives your day razzle dazzle.

[hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl @hyperdiscogirl]

one of my fav tweets probably

[Gynarchy @GynarchyShops]

Ways I torture subs: I make them drink 2 liters of water per day, do 10,000 steps, 50 squats and pushups, read books, write in a journal, meditate naked, abstain from orgasms, and check in with me daily. I'm soooo cruel. Too cruel for most. 😘

[illuminati hotties @illuminatihotts]

not my partner finding feminist theory that blows my mind in The Bachelor reddit

[Nate Wendt🔻Organize Today 🏳️‍⚧️ @NateWendt]

#OrganizeToday

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

the first thing u should do when u check into a hotel is be a little slutty

[thwack @THWACKIFY]

it's time to save the planet

[whalefact @awhalefact]

like i said