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Not a robot

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“Wow this fits so perfectly in this little pocket”

And it was never seen again

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Still waiting for my parents to reveal to me that the family dog actually had cameras in her eyes

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Imagine if we approached solving homelessness with this level of efficiency

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What people do when their check engine light comes on, based on sign

Leo: ignores it
Aries: ignores it
Cancer: ignores it
Aquarium: ignores it
Caprisun: ignores it
Sagisaurus: ignores it

It’s amazing what unites us

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Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh @fordaerostar299

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@king_pooj_ Cool tell my roommates I say hi, I haven’t been there for a while

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@king_pooj_ Is it rly together tho

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When you find a chip with an edge that has the same curvirture of the bowl so you get all the remaining salsa

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What it feels like listening to house music in #quarantine

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@lnthurman Oops I did this today

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@TheJakeVanO What is Mooded and can I get Mooded too please and thanks

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@buwwi rip

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@derpoojar Agreed total BS they don’t have plain vanilla on there

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Everyone: racism and socioeconomic inequality is rampant and the pandemic is causing worldwide anxiety and depression

Ads: get your pet printed on your socks!

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Bullies are just really bad and mean behavioral psychologists

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If anyone is wondering how I’m doing, rest assured I am exactly the same. For example I just ate a Large pizza in 18 minutes

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@derpoojar Clear

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Read my new blog post! “66 secret reasons why the top 24 lists of 41 personality traits of the top 200 most successful people use these 11 key strategies!”

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@cameronecook What ARE they feeding him?

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“HA, you expect me to believe that Thing in the middle lane is 8 years old?” -an actual thought I just had defending my nonexistent child competing in a swim meet that hasn’t happened racing against one of those kids who’s 140 pounds in 3rd grade