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Until Next time, MUNCH

and with that, we motion to adjourn
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Poseidon has recommended Aphrodite be required to wear a scarlet "A" because of her recent actions...and we agree
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#scarletletter

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BREAKING: Aphrodite and Zeus have 16 children and a show called "16 kids and counting"
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Update: Aphrodite and Dionysus' child "looks kindof like Channing Tatum and only wears vineyard vines"
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#itsaboy

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Hermes says he will teach his people of the internet so they will be the best people...not if DISEC eliminates it first
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Congrats on the baby Aphrodite and Dionysus!
#Devan
#Itsaboy
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Breaking: Hera sterilized Zeus and Ted Cruz
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#jealousy

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Hungry, Iris?
On another note, he kindof looks like Leonardo Dicaprio
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DISEC: delegate proposes getting rid of the internet as a whole in order to eliminate cyber warfare... @foxnews_munch
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John Hancock sentenced to death! #munchxvi

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BREAKING NEWS: the Iraqi president has been assassinated by the US and China in OPEC
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#wellokthen

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Update: John Jay in the Don't Tread on Me committee has been sentenced to death
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#byejohn

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Letter from John Jay requesting Catherin the great of Russia's hand in marriage...
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#rejected

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Update: John Hancock has been sentenced to death due to his involvement with the Sons of Liberty
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#HancockinHandcuffs

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Update: Cruz in the nominee for the RNC
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#cruziskillinit

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Breaking: John Jay tries to get the queen of Russia to date him via letter
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#noJohn

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"The United States of America is becoming an Oligarchy, and Bernie Sanders is influencing this"
-Joe Biden, DNC
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#OkJoe

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Update: People on the Oregon trail have lost one of their members to the woods...will they find her?
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#goodone

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Breaking: Trump drops Republican race to benefit Cruz
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#RNC
#thanksTrump

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Breaking news: Persephone caught trying to seduce Hades...shouldn't it be the other way around? You decide
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