WSO

Wakili (Founding & Managing Partner@ Swaro Oyosa & Co. Advocates)| Certified Professional Mediator | Entrepreneur (@Swaro's Happy Feet)

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

New Singapore using soda consumption as an economic indicator is why we need a new team to steer Kenya. ⚖️

[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Just use the previous manifesto, It's still fresh and unused.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

"Hatuezi cancel mtu mara mbili"😂😂😂.

That line went hard.

[rRanz @karAfc14]

You're very lucky Oscar Sudi cannot read because he'd drop you as his lawyers. Zero client confidentiality.

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Peleka ruto Sugoi.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Kama ulitokea on the streets on June 2024 or participated in one way or the other alafu, on this particular day, next year uamue kuvotia Ruto, my friend, huna akili.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you have to cook the second you get home because the moment you sit down, you’re not getting back up

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

“Repeating outfits” you mean wearing my clothes???

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

“What is his manifesto?”
This is perhaps the most nonsensical question of the electoral year. Why are we still so transfixed by grand promises that have meant so little in successive electoral periods?

[Queen Sun @Mamidiaries]

Weka siasa kwa roho kabisa. That family is the reason you have to think twice before you spend money on lunch, the reason we don't have a working healthcare and education is in the pits. The reason you have to campaign for blood for your loved one, the reason we have compromised

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

I have been scammed before but nothing is a bigger scam than ‘Swahili dishes’ restaurants in Nairobi.

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

And while at it, I do not know of any "good dad" who kills other people's children. Ati atleast despite 'everything' he's a good dad.

Kaì muriaga mai????

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Must go delayed is not must go denied.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Kenyan driving schools should have night classes so that Kenyans can learn the art of full light and half light. Kwa nini mnapenda kuchomana hivo?

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

Mimi as long as vijana waliuawa kwa streets and we all watched mothers languishing in pain, my beef na hio familia ni very much personal. Wivu ni nyinyi.

[Ndong@Conslaw @Ndonglaw043]

The Greatest Manifesto for a Political Party is the Constitution of Kenya, as @joshuamalidzo says, it carries with it ALL ANTIPOVERTY TOOLS✅

[Nyerere @ernestnyerere]

Some Advocates are unnecessarily passive, stand-offish and rude towards colleagues even in non-contentious matters like transactions. What happened to the good old rule that the brief belongs to the Client? Tabia mbaya.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Normalize resting on Saturdays and Sundays. Your life doesn’t need to be productive every day.

[😎 @timothymathai]

Just catching up on the TL and I can’t believe y’all were up in arms coz Larry attended his friend’s wedding and said hello to the president 😂😂😂😂😂. Classic Twitter fr. Anyway, you can’t cancel someone or something you never built in the first place.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Doing laundry and realizing you can’t wash the clothes you’re wearing🤦‍♂️… you can never have a completely fresh start