Kelli Goode

She/her #BLM

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

I’m adopted.

I’m 1000% pro-CHOICE.

STFU using MY story to push your fucking agenda.

You are not pro-life.

You are pro-kids in cages.

You are pro-starvation

You are pro-death by treatable disease

You are pro-orphanage

You are pro-death

Fuck. Off.

Full stop.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Special shout out to the millions of people in the world that have either been adopted or gone through the foster care system.

Must have been a tough week watching liberals tell you that your life is worthless and that you should have been murdered.

Not true!

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Malicious compliance at its best. Reap what you sow.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

This Memphis video of the lynching of Tyre Nichols must be awful. Basically everybody who has seen it is like "Please don't riot when you see this like you probably should." I've never seen a reaction like that.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

just saw a kid in petsmart with his hands and face pressed against an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they need to "form a plan" because his mom said no and whispering his full home address to the cat. i think the kids will be alright

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@OleTex98 Yeah, my mom lives in his district and R spotted a snow cone truck. I wondered why there seemed to be a crowd and not a line and desperately tried to avoid him. I was even polite… fucker.

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

So…I once told that 2 bit Beavis, to fuck off to his face. In his district, while he was trying to buy kids snow cones at a lovely
beachside park
MG- let me get that for y’all
Me: *w manners* n thx
MG- “No, do you know who I am ma’am”
Me *from Memphis* yes & you can fuck off

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

What is a runoff (or twitter for that matter) good for, if not for memes… Post ‘em if ya got ‘em… please. After a night of talking with my mom about next steps and treatments, I could really use some joy. Thanks y’all and WTG GA🍑💜 #WarnockDelivers #RunoffGA #putyourshoeson

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

Hey @FedExHelp: what gives? This is the second time in as many months that this has happened. Your customer service line is absolutely no help & prob understaffed. The audacity to “update to on-time” after a package is delayed 5 days… How embarrassing

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

The next time someone asks me to describe myself-I’m just going to show them this picture

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

"You tell Don or Ron or whoever the hell they pick that I'll see them at WrestleMania! I've got the big man and I've got the belt. Biden, out."

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Michigan State Senate flips to Dems for first time since 1983. Repeat. Nineteen Eighty Freaking Three.

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

Listen, if she wants bourbon and chocolate cake for breakfast everyday- the only advice should be- make it the good stuff.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Yesterday I was at my grandma's doctor appointment with her and the physician started lecturing her on cutting back on sugar and she interrupted him and said "I am 90. I think I'm doing ok but thanks for the advice."

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@jonslater37 @PanicStream

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@EziomaKalu @andyroomowery @HandbaskHellena @PanicStream

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@fastworkers6 @PanicStream @andyroomowery

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@GenXEsq @HandbaskHellena

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@annamelissa @PanicStream @HandbaskHellena 🤣🤣🤣

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

@redneckmariachi @KinseyAndrew @8433any Oh god. That was horrific, too. I know our case has been used as precedent in a few qualified immunity motions/ appeals, now. If anyone ever finds themselves in a positional asphyxiation case- I’ll provide anything I have to help. FYI. Thanks

[Kelli Goode @wspmphsgal]

Reason number 63725177 that I love this band. In DC- opening lyrics…

Bear’s gone fishin', mermaids missin'
Got to get to the bottom of this
Kissin' the wound from the captain's harpoon
Unexpected moment of bliss