Steven Moreland

can’t quit this god forsaken app

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

Ah yes, the hydration break in the first half led to a 6-0 run for Germany over Curaçao.

I swear to god it should be illegal to be this stupid.

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

Curacao, ranked 82nd in the world, have Germany, ranked 10th, on the ropes... but let's stop for a "hydration break" in an air-conditioned stadium.

What an absolute farce.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@BrianKirschner_ The Maxfli Tour X is $130 for 4 dozen and is every bit as good as a ProVX

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

Truly a generational run this man is having on this app

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@KEC913 @BigBucksNFT11 Significantly easier.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

Ball knower.

[Frank Kaminsky III @FSKPart3]

Maybe I’m a bitter fan but I know I absolutely don’t want to watch a reality show that targets 6 to 11 year olds. Again, the core identity of the show has been lost. The show used to be people willing to do anything to win 1 million dollars, now it’s a friendship show for kids who want to go camping.

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Yes I would.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@Thewatchfuleye7 @breenmij @NUCLRGOLF A stroke is a stroke. Doesn’t matter what it’s for. If you’re fine giving that putt for par, it’s good for eagle.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

The Democrats might never win a challenge 🤷‍♂️

[ree | reality tv advocator @apostolfishbach]

Who’s taking it?

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@loyoln99 @apostolfishbach This is just such an unbelievably stupid take.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

This tweet won’t get the love it deserves, but it’s fantastic.

[Inside The Pylons @InsideThePylons]

Aaron Rai to Alex Smalley exacta was paying 40,000-1 on Thursday one minute before tee off time. After Golf CAWs crushed it down at tee off, it paid 582-1.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@CoachWadeHub Maybe the shocking thing that happens at the challenge is that Rizo doesn’t come in last.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@Om21_30 @jkmh77 @KG_Chief So you think a win/win means it has to be even?

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@RobbyBerger @RickShielsPGA An 8/10 putting score for a guy that needed extra holes to beat @GrantHorvatGolf when you started each hole on the green and he started on the tee?

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

Ex mini tour players with a 9-5 insurance gig

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@VivaLaStool @StoolAfterDark @BarstoolYak @barstoolsports @nickturani @BFW @BarstoolBigCat @OhioTate @Jerrythekid21 He changes the rules like the little bitch that he is every single stream. No point in watching anymore.

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@ComicDaveSmith He’s never beeeeeeen?

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

@BarstoolCSU I’d say you couldn’t possibly be this stupid, but you’re a ram 🤷‍♂️

[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

Babylon Bee hits huge three to cut the lead to 42

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

Checkmarks used to mean something…

[Steven Moreland @wstevenm]

This is unforgivable.

[Tim Anderson @timanderson87]

Starbursts, definitively ranked:

Yellow
GAP
Orange
GAP
Red
DFL: Pink