I left work last night, picked up a @chicasdvrtds reposado, got home, drank half the bottle, blacked out & woke up to folded laundry + a completed case study … dnt let me find out Megan’s tequila turns hotties into responsible adults 😂
formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up
Megan thee stallion in my opinion ain’t Neva paid her bills on time. She allegedly owed money to Teyana Taylor at one time for the vandalism of her house she allowed her to rent. EJ the stylist she owed over 80k too in styling fees. Jason Pee threatened to expose Megan if she didn’t pay EJ. The check cleared, and after that EJ was blackballed by ROC Nation allegedly. And now she allegedly owes over 1.2 million to a stylist over the span of a year! I ain’t surprised! She allegedly wanted Klay Thompson to trick off on her, and pay the damn fees! He left quick, fast, and a hurry! 😎🥂
Everything is allegedly! Even my name is allegedly. 😳🥂
having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance
Separate teeth evolved because mammals are heterodont—different shapes for cutting, tearing & grinding our varied diet. A continuous plate would crack under uneven forces, trap debris, and fail entirely if damaged. Modular design wins: one bad tooth doesn't doom the bite, and it allows precise jaw mechanics honed over millions of years. Nature went practical, not minimalist. 🦷