wafufufu

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

nekan nekan nya

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

butoh nya main perli perli ni jijikk

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

anak tak minta lahir kat dunia ni

ok tinggal la dunia ni 🤗

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

.

[Zuhrah 🇲🇾 @zuhrahx]

MadNor ada cakap dalam podcast, "Kalau isteri kau jadi kurang ajar lepas ada duit, sebenarnya dia memang bukan perempuan yang baik in the first place"

dia sambung, samalah macam lelaki yg bila berduit tiba2 nak tambah isteri, sebenarnya dari awal dia nak cuma sebab tak berduit

[Syahir @syahir]

Sial la. Netflix pun lalu Selat Hormuz.

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

I hate HATE cancelled plan

[خيرولانوار @Anwaaarrr8]

Kalau aku jadi PM, elok aku tarik je subsidi terus. Bebaloi jugak kena maki. Ini subsidi maintain cuma kurangkan kapasiti liter je pun, tapi ada jugak yang memekak tak paham la aku. Kalau kena tempias perang macam ni pun tak boleh bersatu kejap, mampus la kalau perang.

[izzi @IzzraifHarz]

you know you’re too deep into kampung when you start seeing stesen minyak with random names

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

apa lah sangat Allah tarik rezeki yang satu tu tapi diganti dengan rezeki yang berlipat kali ganda ni Alhamdulillah 🥹🥹

[A4کليڠ #RobohKuilHaram @ForAzhar00]

Tangkap gambar raya dekat studio is the MOST GOYIM BEHAVIOUR menimpa dekat bani melayu 😭🙏🏻

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

sedih la tak dapat duit raya 😞😞😞😞

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

ok stress duit raya tak dapat sebab ingat aku banyak duit dah beli kete 😭😭😭😭 semuaa tuuu bapak sayaa bukan sayaaa pleaseeee 😭😭😭

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss: We are not allowed to work from home.

Employee: Okay.

Boss: The client texted you at 9 pm yesterday. Why didn’t you respond?

Employee: We are not allowed to work from home.

Work boundaries matter.

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

penat sangat sampai benda kecik pun nak nangis

[HAMZZY @Hamzythacreator]

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?🥛
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?🐄
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.😂🐄

[Charles @CharlesT777]

@fnadira_ "Gen Z malas kerja."

Cuba kau bagi gaji 8k, kutip sampah pun aku sanggup.

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

mengah cari drama bona fide apa tajukk tak ingat rupanya probono 😭😭

[wafufufu @wtfarahv]

bilaaaa degreee nak habisssssss