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[✨ @wtfdurko]

We’re coming back today and I hope there’s corn 🤞

[✨ @wtfdurko]

How do I get a job at corporate to help you guys run a line and not run out of food at every location in southwest PA @ChipotleTweets. Ily but damn bro.

[Ashley @justsmasher]

The @steelers defense look like a bunch of confused toddlers at a soccer game. But that’s the highest paid defense in the league 😂😂 clowns.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

POV: it’s the first day of fall

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Be so honest.. y’all actually like Sleep Token??

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Get married ✔️
Land on mountainside ✔️
Drink Red Bull with a glacier view ✔️

[✨ @wtfdurko]

@halsey, I need you to know I’d have started the pit but my wife would have been mad at me

[✨ @wtfdurko]

@haIseylq @usedtobeonfire_ If anyone else has footage they could share.. my hand touched halsey’s tonight and I know someone out there caught it on camera

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Not me nearly crying walking to the Halsey show during her soundcheck

[✨ @wtfdurko]

If I don’t get jalapeño poppers immediately I will throw myself off the roof

[✨ @wtfdurko]

CRYYYYYING @halsey

[✨ @wtfdurko]

A couple at the bar just bought us beer and cake. How cute, how sweet.

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Pain is never permanent, but tonight it’s killing me

[✨ @wtfdurko]

“As long as it’s true, it’s true”

[✨ @wtfdurko]

15 years on this app is actually crazy #MyXAnniversary

[✨ @wtfdurko]

“If you like cheese, you’ll like it”

[✨ @wtfdurko]

@CRYPTIDKILL Leonberger

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Dirty taps, good friends

[✨ @wtfdurko]

This is your sign to have a picnic date

[✨ @wtfdurko]

Weekday date day with my baby and pile of beer cheese 🤤