Jen Eppenberger

just a girl on a mission to pet all the dogs

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

If they don’t put the spice world tour on Netflix tho 💪

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@CanadasLifeline A+

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

Byron just asked if Zac Enron was the air bud kid 🤦‍♀️ smh

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

I wish denial worked as a cold remedy 🤔

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

I wholeheartedly agree

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

What happened to pitch perfect being on Netflix? 💔

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@chrissyteigen Hellloooooo banana bread 🙌

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

GOALS🙌

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

K but when the fuck does the Easter bunny come? #parenting101

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@viclianne I know but I still wanna slide back into the co-worker category 🥰

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@viclianne I miss being in that category 😭😭😭

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@viclianne Do the thing

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

[🌿 eyelean 🌿 @amorningsting]

My dad is a mailman and he likes to give dogs on his route treats. Today he told us one of the dogs on his route passed away and his owners gave him this bag of treats with this note 😭

[Emma Livorno @livornooo]

Those post gym endorphins tho >>>

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

Why is my fuckin kid up rn acting like it’s 3pm not 3am? #sendhelp

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@zachanthems I had this exact conversation with a friend last night 😂

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

Why do boys constantly pee all over the seat? Is it that hard to aim? #boymom

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@zachanthems Or logically .... like, I like to eat ALL 👏 THE 👏TIME 👏

[Jen Eppenberger @wtffjenn]

@viclianne You’re good enough for me