Anjolaoluwa💰🚀

Engineer 👷 Full Stack Developer 🖥️ Introvert 🧘 Movie and Music 🎬 🎶 CFC💙

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

One day y'all will regret sleeping on me!

[𝔼𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕖✞♛ @Ebere_mustshine]

I’m bisexual
I fvck with both lesbians and straight women, no discrimination

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

I’m Nigerian.
AS Monaco has destroyed the lives of the youth.

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

@tranquilitybisi @DurkioWiz Leave English, look yansh bros

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

[просто ева🎀 @effka_filatova]

Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня».

Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.

[Kan, The Artwork Guy ✗🇳🇬 @FindingKan]

You can NEVER fumble a baddie.

They’re not scarce! There’s an endless supply of baddies and they’re everywhere.

The only kind of women you can fumble are

- GOOD WOMEN (Scarce)
- THROAT GOATS (Scarce)
- WOMEN THAT LIKES TO SPEND ON THEIR MEN (Scarcest)
- WOMEN THAT CAN HOLD A CONVERSATION (Scarcesttttttt)

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

@AlbumTalksHQ Idolo going places fawkk

[Ricky Vaughn @dvigilrpg]

One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me.

I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter.

I was raped.

I will be writing a book about it.

"How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"

[. @Im10ff1]

gotta appreciate how they act in the beginning , u are never getting that version of them ever again

[𝐑𝐞𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐞 @RealRexxie]

There’s a new wave of twitter boys out now to kill every trust you have for a woman it’s very important you listen to them

[Brown @Ukandi_one]

Mine sent me money to get some drugs, saying her cousin was sick in the village. At the pharmacy I was told it was an abortion drug. Turned out it was for her. Another man fucked her, got her pregnant, and I was the one getting the abortion drugs.
I had horrible taste in women

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

@Auriel_zy This is why I support polygamy, all your wives can’t be tired at the same time!

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

@yabaleftonline Shey this thing Dey shock if person touch?

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

And for my final trick
I'll prove to my self that I can make these delusional dreams a reality.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

I will only reply to White people from South Africa. Its only fair to speak to the man of the house.

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

We will get back to you shortly Grand children of Kunta Kinte as soon as we're done with those HIV infested illiterate Xenophobes at the anus of Africa.

[CALLUM ABROAD @CallumAbroad]

Dark Tourism 🧵

1. Bin Laden Compound #Abbottabad Pakistan 🇵🇰

[Anjolaoluwa💰🚀 @wtfhayjay]

How can I withdraw to my Opay Abeg 🥺