dzifa 🎭

tough crowd ¿

[vee ⎚-⎚ @youronlyvee]

"You're going to eat all that?" I'm going to kill myself in front of you

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

@CrawfishKing are you implying that xenophobia is an appropriate response?

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

they’re over there on tiktok being openly xenophobic towards africans over the Javits Frimpong case. very weird.

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[Kf💕 @katheroid9]

The way tech bros treat beginners is so weird

[lily ♱⃓ @uponlilypads]

Wondering if an old friend still thinks about you is like thinking the stripper loves you

[ine @iinenena]

Wait i accidentally cut myself shaving my ass so if i take a shit and it gets on the cut is it going to get infected and am i going to fucking die Please no

[sk @onlyskp1]

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

i wanna get a wisdom tooth removal bc it’s shifting my other teeth, but i’m afraid if they put me on laughing gas i might spill all my secrets or cuss my parents out

[Kerri @muyaaye_fr]

Burn those bridges, you'll meet new people

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

just got into two accidents (minor) in the span of 15 mins 😁
#livelaughlove

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

stalking sb and all he talks about is football. now i can’t do a psychoanalysis.
#irritated

[𝓡𝓨𝓐𝓝⋆˙⟡ @uncannyhearts]

Me thinking people would be nice to me because I’m nice to them.

[postydiary @postydiary]

I don't even fuck around and i still find out

[rays @r4iivv]

eu gosto tanto de ir embora que eu tenho certeza que em outra vida eu fui pai

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

the next time i greet somebody and they don’t respond I’m going to-

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

everyone is so annoying, like literally just kill yourselves

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

transcending the game. wow.

[dzifa 🎭 @wtfisdzifa]

i have rediscovered hot Milo.
Sensational.