wtfishita

Quarantined extroverts need a platform to speak! So here I am.

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@thevirdas Mere bag ka bag.

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@thevirdas Dream🥹🫶

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At the mall
Us : uncle can you click one picture of us
Uncle : ya sure
*uncle starts clicking photos with full determination*
Uncle : smileeeeee
Us: ekdum papa wali vibe agayi yaar

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Bengaluru airport security.

Officer: bag me murti hai?
Me: sir Puruskar hai
Officer: acha. Is me ke sharp
Point hai?
Me: sir sharp nahi hai. Uska pankh hai.
Officer: acha acha. Dikhaiye.

I open the bag. He looks at the award. Lifts it up. It’s not sharp.

Officer: accha hai. Badhai ho. Kya karte ho?
Me: Comedian sir. Joke sunata hoon.
Him: joke ke liye puruskar milte hain?
Me: mujhko bhi ajeeb laga sir.

We both laugh. I put it back in the bag. I head to my flight.

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@thevirdas Obviously.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The word “cis” is a heterosexual slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.

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Mere masle meri samjh ke bahar hai meri khwaabon se dosti neendo se dushmani hai koi le aa uss parinde ko jo uske sheher jaata ho yun hi parda hai khatt jo likha kayi dino se hai.
@munawar0018 #BigBoss17 🥹♥️

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Let's call it a black day. 29/10/2023.

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Attac.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Moment of silence for all the men who are upset that a Bollywood star way out of their league was casually dating for a while, and wasn’t as committed as their imaginary girlfriend is to them.

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@thevirdas Phir le aaya dil from barfi. It was beautifully shot in Kolkata keeping all the essentials like the tram, puchka, and Hawra Bridge in mind. Loved the movie. ✨♥️✨

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@karan009wahi from Dil mil gaye to Half love Half arrange. Dr. Siddhant to Jogi! Seeing your performance growing and your diversity of roles have made me feels so proud of you. Always rooting for you <3 Much Love!! ♥️🫰🫂

[Ayushmann Khurrana @ayushmannk]

“Bahut shor hai mere andar,
Aur mujhe khaamoshi pasand hai.”

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@Airtel_Presence why there is no network?

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@q_bostonconsult why in BCG matrix there is cows and dogs?

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Vo London ke PM bann gaye hai, ek din mai bhi banunga.

@RishiSunak #RishiSunak #primeministerofuk #indian #dharmamovies #k3g

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I don’t think normal people know how much @Shazam is essential for music lovers.
#music #newsongs #shazam #it

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Nothing, just @imVkohli 💙🤌🥲

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Badmash company *😂

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@thevirdas was in the song “jingle jingle” from bad-ass company. And the lyrics were “apne naam ki beer ki bottle ho” 12 years later here we are #faaaakit happy birthday @thevirdas 🫶🙌

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