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I post relatable or not relatable contents. I can make you laugh.

[𝓂. @5chilax]

“aww you remembered“ of course i did i'm in love with you

[𝓂. @5chilax]

“that’s my girl” “my baby” “how’s my girl doing” “you’re all mine” “oh?” “my love” exactly how i love mine🥹

[𝓂. @5chilax]

my future husband will know my favourite things, notice my little moods and find the smallest reasons to make me smile.

[TYU @whoistysean]

You’re hilarious to a 10 till she start liking you, now you doing everything for attention and you suddenly become too friendly. 😅

[𝚍 @notdokun]

i’m so sad, i just wanna be cracked or i crack and be happy

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I don't care how attractive somebody is. If you talk crazy to waiters, disrespect your parents just to be cruel, or treat strangers like they're beneath them, I'm looking at you differently.

[𝓂. @5chilax]

one day, i’ll be someone’s baby, someone’s wife and someone’s favourite person to come home to.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

the worst part of being cheated on is realizing how normal someone can act while hiding something that could end everything.

[𝑀✯ @wtfism__]

@whoistysean @fw00sas make i sub!!!!🥹❤️

[TYU @whoistysean]

Special shoutout to my first subscriber. @fw00sas
Sub just went live 38mins ago and he subscribed 9 minutes ago.

If Na my gf you want for the night come collect am. I appreciate you ski💯💯

Make Una dey with am asap.

[Ben @Spar_tacuss]

I wish say i fine 😔💔

[soph🕷️ @ngbarsophie]

Choose the people that choose you.

[𝚍 @notdokun]

you’re someone’s favorite account btw.

[Ajibola👀 @Bro_Jbee]

Elon musk can increase the bluetick to 50k monthly. We're Nigerians, we'll still buy

[𝑀✯ @wtfism__]

@Bro_Jbee life is currently dealing with me but i will be back soon, thank you 🙏

[𝑀✯ @wtfism__]

imagine having to think about family problems instead of being happy like a normal child.

[Bᥫ᭡ @iluvblesin]

i’ve accepted there’s no romance plot twist this year, can i at least have more money?😭

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Honestly, I think a lot of relationship problems would be easier to solve if people stopped trying to win arguments and started trying to understand each other. You can prove your point and still damage the connection you’re supposed to be protecting

[𝑀✯ @wtfism__]

@iam_ms2dwrld it has always been like that please

[MS💡✞︎ @iam_ms2dwrld]

E don Dey be like say having riches is better than having a good name o