Where the Fuck is Destiny 2?

Official account of the most irreverent Destiny vendor site on the internet, ⚙︎

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop.

Exotic Armor
Ophidia Spathe(62) H:+30/C:+19/S:+13
Dunemarchers(59) G:+29/S:+18/M:+12
Sanguine Alchemy(60) H:+11/S:+29/M:+20
Omnioculus(60) C:+11/G:+30/S:+19
Boots of the Assembler(61) W:+29/H:+12/G:+20
Wishful Ignorance(58) C:+11/G:+29/S:+18

Exotic Weapons
Vigilance Wing
Sunshot
The Queenbreaker
Hawkmoon
Paracausal Shot//Polygonal Rifling//Alloy Magazine//Snapshot Sights//Textured Grip

Exotic Catalysts
Fighting Lion Catalyst
Rat King Catalyst

Legendary Weapons
Distant Tumulus
Quickdraw//Dragonfly

First In, Last Out
Vorpal Weapon//Auto-Loading Holster

Blast Battue
Disruption Break//Pulse Monitor

Extraordinary Rendition
Tap the Trigger//Firmly Planted

Planck's Stride
Right Hook//One for All//Heating Up

The Showrunner
Vanguard's Vindication//Kinetic Tremors//Dynamic Sway Reduction

Blast Furnace
Indomitability//Rampage//Keep Away

Speleologist
Radiolaria Transposer//Killing Tally//Deconstruct

Chronophage
Radiolaria Transposer//Desperate Measures//Feeding Frenzy

#Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

If you haven’t seen @Aztecross’s video on it, it’s worth a watch.

He has the perfect analogy for this situation.

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

This might be the best Destiny trailer ever released.

🥲😭

[Destiny 2 Events @EventsInDestiny]

The Launch Trailer for Destiny 2’s final live-service content update is here.

Play Monument of Triumph 6.9.2026.

💠 https://t.co/VeXBpIyy4m

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

71 pages of patch notes. 17k words.
...and we're still hunting down stragglers.

This is a big patch. Our teams have worked tirelessly to hit the highest priority/impacting bugs before launch, but there may be a few rough edges.

We hope you find Monument of Triumph to be packed to the brim with fun. If you encounter any issues on launch day or beyond, never hesitate to send us the info.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Guardians make their own fate

[HᴀʙᴇʀTᴡᴇᴇᴛs™ 🔥#TheHumaneBeings @ToddHaberkorn]

Intercepted message from #TheDrifter @Bungie @DestinyTheGame

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@AntiSilence666 @destiny_thememe Hey, hey, hey…

We don't float, we "floof", thank you very much.
😉

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

📰 Read the full blog at https://t.co/r4S470iEb8

Before we dig in, we wanted to take a moment to thank you. Seeing your reactions has been really moving to us.

Frankly, we wouldn't be here without you... and the way you continue to show up for this world means more than we can fully put into words.

Every memory and every moment you've shared with us over the years has fueled our future. Every ounce of our June update is for you, and we hope you feel it as you continue to read through our insight articles and upcoming TWIDs, let alone when you're playing the update with us on June 9.

Yeah, it's a bit sappy and sentimental... but that's how we're feeling while reading all of your stories over the last week. We hope to keep building worlds to inspire friendship for years to come and truly couldn't do it without you and your voices.

Again, thank you for being here and for sticking with us.

All right, let's get to the goods. Our second Dev Insights about the upcoming Monument of Triumph update covers changes to...
🔫 Exotic and Legendary weapons, tier upgrading, and crafting
7️⃣ Reworked artifacts and anti-Champion counters
🟣 Vendors, focusing, and attunement
👀 and more!

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

Xûr is in the Tower, in the Bazaar, behind the Ramen shop.

Exotic Armor
St0mp-EE5(62) W:+30/G:+20/S:+12
Heart of Inmost Light(61) W:+30/C:+11/G:+20
Aeon Soul(61) H:+12/S:+30/M:+19
Boots of the Assembler(59) H:+29/C:+19/G:+11
Gyrfalcon's Hauberk(59) G:+29/S:+18/M:+12
Abeyant Leap(60) W:+19/C:+30/S:+11

Exotic Weapons
Arbalest
Fighting Lion
The Queenbreaker
Hawkmoon
Paracausal Shot//Hammer-Forged Rifling//Alloy Magazine//Rangefinder//Heavy Grip

Exotic Catalysts
Prospector Catalyst
Lord of Wolves Catalyst

Legendary Weapons
Friction Fire
Slideways//Killing Wind

Reed's Regret
Alacrity//Firing Line//Triple Tap

Forgiveness
Alacrity//Adrenaline Junkie//Killing Wind

BrayTech Osprey
Stunning Recovery//Lasting Impression//Field Prep

Sightline Survey
Radiolaria Transposer//Precision Instrument//Fragile Focus

Perfect Paradox
Cast No Shadows//One-Two Punch//Dual Loader

Insurmountable
Dark Ether Reaper//Harmony//Air Trigger

Adamantite
Willing Vessel//Circle of Life//Subsistence

Quickfang
Assassin's Blade//Relentless Strikes

Eternity's Edge
Flash Counter//Tireless Blade

Crown-Splitter
Whirlwind Blade//Relentless Strikes

#Destiny2 #Renegades #Xur #DestinyTheGame #Xûr #Bungie #WTFIX #Destiny

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@N3OCK1

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

A few things:
1.) Debra Wilson is a national treasure; her ability to slip into character is uncanny
2.) Where do I get a set of Hive sunglasses?😎

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@KingOsmium @5tar8reaker @A_dmg04 @Destiny2Team Tbf, we did have half the budget for this one

It’s complex math, but try to follow along…

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

One of many, over the last 12 years…
🥲🥹🫡

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Where the fuck is xur

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@mfnamedquinn That was such a fun time… we had an actual hunt for Xûr every week, and @dorkthrone77 would record a wacky, off-color voice message for anyone crazy enough to call a phone number provided by a stranger on the internet.

Good times, … good times.
😅😏

[Brian Villalobos 🇨🇷🚫🧊 @lobrocop]

@wtfixur @RyGilliam Lance Reddick forever. ❤️

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@5tar8reaker @A_dmg04 @Destiny2Team Or did it the other way…
😅

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

As he wandered out of the Bazaar, Xûr's phone rang. Called ID showed "The Nine" calling.
"Xûr speaking, how may I be of service?"
[listens intently]
"So, I have to temp in Lodi's old office three days a week?"
[heavy sigh]
Thus, Xûr, Agent of the CIA was born.

Xûr’s Fucked Off™

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

@lobrocop @RyGilliam We are lucky to have you in our community

It was such a blow to lose Lance; many of us assumed there would never be another voice actor who loved Destiny like he did.

Then, you came along. We don’t deserve you, but we are absolutely blessed & grateful to have you.

Thank you.

[Where the Fuck is Destiny 2? @wtfixur]

This man is amazing.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

@RickKackis I'll keep saying it - team is looking to deploy love letters to as many player types as possible.

Mode tweaks, weapons returning, new perks, some other stuff.

Much love, Kackis.