Matt Markland

The Earth is not a cold dead place.

[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

@coopuk Any ideas what this rubber / plastic stringy and stretchy stuff is in my Co-op fish that me and my partner have eaten this evening? Absolutely disgusting

[haylie @hayliediazz]

so my dog jumped out of my window today...

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The government has announced a mortgage holiday for homeowners but it must suspend rents too.

Millions of people rent in the UK.

Suspend rents. Ban evictions. Now.

[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

RAMMSTEIN @ Stadium MK https://t.co/S8Q9NOSRVr

[PlayStation UK @PlayStationUK]

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[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

@diligentpink asl? ur wel fit x

[IGNUK @IGNUK]

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[IGNUK @IGNUK]

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[IGNUK @IGNUK]

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[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

Thhhhhhh!!!!

Wtf is wrong with him???

[GTABase.com @GTABase]

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[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals https://t.co/W7Zn81Q9IQ

[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

@Hellsbell173 @DownloadFest Legend!

[IGNUK @IGNUK]

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[Chelsea Henderson @diligentpink]

Thank you for the epic party @AndrewWK blown away by the support @weareYONAKA can’t wait to come back in 2 weeks @O2InstituteBham @Skindredmusic @ckymusic @dankojones #birthdaysurprise @wtfmarkland

[System Of A Down @systemofadown]

THREE. #systemofadown

[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

@PizzaExpress Just downloaded the app tonight, not redeemed before today. See attached screenshot of public Twitter talk from the time we were in the restaurant!

[Matt Markland @wtfmarkland]

@PizzaExpress So me and @Chapsy17 just tried to redeem our free pizzas through your app, but the app doesn’t work, had to pay full price. - Lots of other people mentioning this too... See my face