William Hudson Foskey

These are things I write when I’m high. Instagram: @wtfoskey

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The movie “The Breakfast Club” but it’s adults in a defensive driving class.

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@Evanszanycomedy Thanks Jesse 👓

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My Debut Comedy Special is streaming now… FOR FREE!!! I hope y’all enjoy it we worked very hard on it!!! https://t.co/4A1rl3Yw2U

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The bass guy is cool tho. So is Nate Smith. But the 11 other brown hair glasses people look like if they weren’t holding guitars you’d think they were a frisbee golf team.

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I’m a total pussy. I admit that. But I could take all of vulfpeck in a fight.

It’s funk music for people who do the little 😐 nod to black people at the store.

Their slogan should be
“hey! This technically rocks!”

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Breweries are like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory but Willy Wonka is a guy you went to high school with and the Oompa Loompas are 5’6 dudes in Punisher t-shirts

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@Evanszanycomedy UNLOCKED: “THE WAL-MART BLIMPIE”

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@KarlousM Carlos Miller

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@NINJAkitas Zegras’ dodgeball goal was amazing. Everything else pure trash.

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I’ll be 27 next month. Recording my first comedy special in 24 hours. Both shows sold out. I’m in a good place mentally… however, I’d still like to extend a hearty fuck you to everyone who said I wasn’t gonna be shit. See y’all tomorrow!

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@MaxFine12 Billy Joel - 52nd Street
Dirt - Alice In Chains
King - TI
Rio - Duran Duran
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables - Dead Kennedys

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San Francisco has some confusing ass showers. I’ve wasted so much water trying to not burn myself.

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@Evanszanycomedy Did you have one of the bojack guys write this?

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Wishing everyone a Catholic ass Christmas. Enjoy today because you’re a piece of shit for the rest of the year and don’t you forget it!

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This guy looks like he sells dabs to middle schoolers.
This guy looks like he re gifts knockoff yeezys to his nephew.
This guy looks like he has a secret fire cupping YouTube channel.

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the Kroger brand niquil just like the regular stuff except it’s got nightmares in it

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Everybody making Omarion jokes but y’all forgot about the OG

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Me and my cousin were roasting each other and he said I had “Prequel Anakin Energy” and I start therapy tomorrow.

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Pro Tip: Don’t mention Duran Duran to your aunt who was a teen in the 80s. I’m still shook up about this.

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Adult Halloween is hilarious bc inevitably something bad happens and the cops come and now Boba Fett looks all scared lol