Satvik Saraswat

It's offensive to you it's funny to me

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

our tweets would've got more likes if there was a double tap feature on twitter too .

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

@dhrxuv same shit diffrent year huh

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Lies! just saw one take Virat's catch.😞
#INDvsNZ

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

There are always two sides to a story and the one with better PR is believed

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

this constant tingling in the chest will be the reason of my death istg.

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Gossiping is very much like drinking
it feels good, you cannot control yourself but it is a bad habit and you know you shouldn't do it

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

3rd of December reminds me I need my fucking sweater back.

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mai use Spotify playlists bana ke deta tha vo Jio saavan par gaane sunti thi 😭

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

They couldn't kill me so they killed the lover boy in me

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

All I need by Prateek kuhad sounds like something I would post my girlfriend with 🫶🏻

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

them : what do you do?
me : I'm an HR
them : you're in human resources?
me : Hopeless romantic. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Jaisalmer sand dunes me ek winter night Rajasthani folk songs or apne doston ke sath toh hum sab deserve krte hai 🤲🏻

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Just in case you're wondering why it rained so much this year
let me tell you about the night I told my story to the sky and it hasn't stopped crying since.

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

August slipped away???
no bro I'm thankful it ended
we were in August for 6 months somehow

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Lakshay Sen ke back hand jaise hi ulte hath ki jhapad dene ki iccha hoti hai kuch logon ko dekh kar

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Thanks to Deadpool
everyone knows about *nsync now

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

Can monsoon come sooner so that we can get back to cozy rom-com afternoons on Netflix and re watch sitcoms late in the night

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

@sangram1477 vahi dekh raha hu brb

[Satvik Saraswat @wtfsatvik]

People in the 1900s fought wars and still managed to live such a beautiful life that was Rich in art, culture, music, clothes, architecture and what not
and we fuckers are wasting time on reels.

[Nikhil Pareta @NikhilPare8266]

Have a look here’s my instagram profile and that was the email that i got trapped into

[Nikhil Pareta @NikhilPare8266]

My account was hacked with 214k+ followers @Meta please look into it account username was @nikhil_ecommerce please look into it @Meta and please do contact me on the mail id [email protected]