shem

first in my bloodline to do whatever i want, whenever i want

[shem @wtfshemar]

I sat down next to this international student on the bus and she took one look at me and pulled out a surgical mask lmao I’ve never been so disrespected in my whole life

[shem @wtfshemar]

left a tiktok comment that blew up and now i got people viewing my page daily

[shem @wtfshemar]

@fcknlisa handsome squidward syndrome smh

[shem @wtfshemar]

they fired my girl jenni from thai express im distraught

[Khumalo @kinofshango]

Damnit bitch I said let go

[shem @wtfshemar]

so many shows are gonna use this song lol https://t.co/ptPoQDuN2r

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

Uber driver seen me tryna Shazam the song and turned off the radio….

[shem @wtfshemar]

fighting the urge to do a starbucks run

[shem @wtfshemar]

my white neighbour blasting vybz kartel… oh okay! didn’t know they got down like that

[tiffanie @omgtiffanie]

people with terrible lives love giving unsolicited advice ain’t nobody listening to u

[shem @wtfshemar]

this train got all the crazies on it. i gotta switch cars quick sksksjs

[shem @wtfshemar]

@sfergs_ be forgetting it’s actually summer sometimes

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Showering after a night out feels like a baptism

[babygirl @hoemie_]

cancer season. the most annoying people on planet earth.

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[H @hellohalima]

World Cup really just shows you none of these teams would be anywhere without immigration lol.

[shem @wtfshemar]

@Nayainshambles “melt with you till it all turns black”

[shem @wtfshemar]

alright kayda and caleb. team cracker i guess

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might be one of the funnest World Cup tweets up there LMAOOO