WTF Wall Street

War correspondent embedded in Nasdaqistan
Equity Swing Trader
+50% YTD 2026

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@Mr_Derivatives I want closer to $323

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@drayinvests I snagged all 4 with the following allocations

$NVDA 12%
$AVGO 8%
$AMD 4%
$INTC 1%

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@ShaneStoffer Limit orders fam

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@HeroDividend *died* according to Vanguard

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@amktparticipant I wasn’t ready for $META just yet 😭 Was finishing out $TSM profit taking

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$META earnings on Wednesday

I like this name, I would prefer closer to ~$672 to enter

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@amktparticipant Fax 📠

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@Stealthct_Storm Won’t add

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$AAPL seeking $323 to allocate

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I got you fam

If you’re not comfortable w the volatility:

Limit sell order placed @ $1200 and close your brokerage

+20% assuming you added below $1000

If you are. Limit sell order placed @ $1500 for that 50% hell yea move

Both will execute regardless if you’re freaking out looking at the numbers in the interim

Don’t get scared out of the only state-side and state-sponsored memory provider

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@NotA_Bull $TSM 🇹🇼

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I am still awaiting entries on $META $MSFT and $AAPL

and am not confident just yet this pre market action holds.

$META $672 2%
$MSFT $500 2%
$AAPL $323 2%

are the last 3 entries, and our new custom 25-name growth ETF is fully allocated.

$SPY | $QQQ | $SMH

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@jimcramer @DivesTech Welp

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@NotA_Bull Cut the whole second page with the exception of $CRWD

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@LongGameEquity Bought both 🦾

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@GordonGekko I believe we get smacked in the face by an equal amount of bad news at the bottom as bullish news at the top

This seems about right for the bad news but the S&P is just refusing to fall

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@Stealthct_Storm Non profitable companies in environments like these are a problem

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@TheBigBerbowski Better rotate into $JNJ and $KO!

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@Mr_Derivatives We need to keep $AMKR a secret fam