BREAKING: Ticketmaster is under investigation by the Justice Department for abusing its monopoly power over the live music industry, per The New York Times.
3 Jewish women have filed a lawsuit against Kentucky arguing that abortion laws are violating their religious rights and that Jewish law hasn't defined fertilization as human life for millennia. Fascist Christians are finding out that religious freedom doesn't just apply to them.
AND THEN THE HOBBITS TRY TO BOW BEFORE ARAGORN AND ARWEN BUT ARAGORN STOPS THEM AND SAYS “MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO ONE” AND EVERYONE IN MINAS TIRITH BOWS FOR THE HOBBITS