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I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable / Parody

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how it feels getting into bed by 8pm after finishing all my tasks and i get my alone phone time

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when the "my life isn't where it should be" feeling hits you in public instead of your room at Зam

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My face when someone on the street asks me for directions and I say, "I’m not from around here."

I’ve lived there for 21 years.

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You were 9 years old and your dad ran a red light.

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Girls are so pretty, I wish they were good people

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“Only if women knew things in life other than two things "men" and "hating" 24/7.”

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When you forget what you were thinking about so you recreate the chain of thoughts that lead to that thought

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GenZ daily routine:

- Wake up
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Work on a 16 inch screen
- Relax with a 55 inch screen
- Stare at 6.7 inch screen
- Sleep

Repeat

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> be born in the 2000s
> pandemic hits at the age of enjoyment
> AI implementation at the age of employment

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How it genuinely feels to skip a song that was once your most listened to

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> Wake up
> Do nothing
> Feel guilty
> Panic about future
> Feel powerless
> Day ruined