bhris

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[lucia ⭒ @asrielle_]

brother and i got matching tattoos

[bhris @wth_chris]

@SteaknShake @sauldavidpardo1

[Spy-D‼️| Playing: UNDERTALE @_SpyDtroid_]

Quistis is getting benched for the rest of the game.... We had a job to do, and you thought it would be a good idea to leave your post... TO APOLOGIZE? ON AN ASSASSINATION MISSION??? NOW WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves

[goodguyperson ඞ @goodguyperson]

POV you get a french punisher on your team #marvelrivals

[igor from reverse: 1999 🐭🍇🇵🇸 @ralphater]

support mains turned tank dont even ping you for healing anymore they just hide behind cover and look at you like this

[𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 @Hamilton_DPOY]

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Ser Tua Tagovailoa is to be EXILED on the morn tilt season starts, as he was told Miami’s Master of Coin this morn.

The Dolphins take on nearly $100M Gold Dragons.

His most likely landing spot is MetLife Castle. May The Warrior protect him from the gods-forsaken turf

[Hash @Hashbergers]

Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng.

Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him.

Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

me going to uni at 7am on 3h of sleep just for the professor to read off slides for 2 hours

[Jordan Garbutt @JordanGarbutt8]

Official ✅ Thankful for the opportunity to sign with Edward Waters University @IamCOACH_T_Y @Toriano81 @EdwardWatersFB

[FantasyLoser @FantasyLoserHQ]

Any Javonte Williams owners out there?

[bhris @wth_chris]

Praying Javonte Williams comes back, America needs him

[bhris @wth_chris]

Like this for Javonte Williams to come back healthy

[Alex Holley @AlexHolleyFOX29]

NOBODY:

PHILLY ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS DURING DALLAS WEEK:

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bears standout RB Kyle Monangai revealed that his favorite meme is “Big Chungus.”

“It’s a classic. Any time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”

Kyle "Chungus" Monangai 😭😭

(via @GQMagazine)

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Dolphins just used a timeout with the clock still at 15:00 in the first quarter.

I'm not joking.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

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