Brett 🫂

Dallas raised, Ohio livin

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

Whatever they got Clase for just add Tanner Bibee to the case man

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

He’s fucking incredible man

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Uhh, holy nuke.

#GuardsBall

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Forza Horizon
> starts as a spin-off nobody asked for
> new country every 2-3 years
> FH3, FH4, FH5 - 91, 92, 92 Metacritic in a row
> FH5 - 10 million players week one
> biggest Xbox launch ever. a racing game.
> Japan requested since 2012. 14 years of silence
> Microsoft accidentally leaks the full game on Steam
> modder streams it without blurring his name
> banned until December 31, 9999
> launch day - 273,000 Steam players
> record for any racing game in history
> 6 million players in 72 hours

Forza went from unwanted spin-off to the most consistent franchise in gaming and nobody talks about it.

[¹¹ @JRamEnjoyerr]

Me pretending to be a Make-A-Wish kid to meet Kenny Atkinson and James Harden

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

Yo what the fuck

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

“They are cursed”

— Danhausen on the Cavs

[Bryce @mlbeuphoria]

Sam Merrill after Ausar Thompson tried to kill him

[🪖#SolSociety @kyriewolves]

Just caught a nigga in a Chet Holmgren jersey at Target I almost snuck his ass

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

A norovirus pandemic would genuinely keep me indoors for a year

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

CDC announces 115 people have been sickened in a norovirus outbreak aboard a Caribbean Princess cruise.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

@PickensBurgh Is this the account that got embarrassed so badly, you pretended to quit this app? Or am I confusing you with someone else

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

The Cleveland Cavaliers arena started playing “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar as they knocked the Toronto Raptors out of the playoffs.

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

I know Steph Floss is PISSED

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

The Cleveland Cavaliers arena started playing “Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar as they knocked the Toronto Raptors out of the playoffs.

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Sree Harsha @AapathBandhava]

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease

[rust belt roadtrip @gmoult]

reject florida, embrace cleveland

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Chris Paul you can now rest

[Brett 🫂 @wthbrett]

Bazzana getting walked mid at bat when he’s in a spot to live out every kid’s dream is so sad bro fuck the rats

[Cymorg Comics @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan