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i do not like twitter

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@hansrdrtywashem @StoneJack elite ball knowing

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@hansrdrtywashem you are truly the Wemby of MJ defending

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@sp33dfre4k https://t.co/PlNEbQNNkp

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big news breaking in the Sand Bar bathroom

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@LegoRacers2 fun fact from a Vinalhaven resident, it takes maybe 45 minutes to get from here to Stonington by private boat, and a slightly longer 3.5 hours by ferry and car

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@sp33dfre4k You hiring this mf?

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@WheelzOfSteele not even a single chuckle from this trailer. prison really is the only option for these boners

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I did everything right and they indicted me

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this can’t be true. I refuse to believe that any 22 year old’s favorite artist is Elvis

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@e3294nm Zaheer kinda had bars

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you’re taking her on dates, I’m taking her on dathaniels

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people think having an artsy girlfriend is cool until you start to watch movies together. always some nasty shit called like “La Famille Sexuelle” directed by the biggest pervert on the planet. It is 3 hours long and has 22 lines of dialogue. I haven’t seen an explosion in months

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BECAUSE THERE’S NO OTHER REASON WHY

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this fee fi fo fum motherfucker going out pathetic

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woman in front of me at this commencement has slammed 4 coffees. all time performance

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don’t have your pockets empty when you get to the front of the security line? $10k fine

stand up in the aisle the second the plane pulls into the gate?
death by brazen bull

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from now on my only goal in life is to become transportation czar so I can mercilessly punish poor airport/plane behavior

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@WheelzOfSteele his skill was made even more obvious by following an episode of Springer with markedly inferior shows like Steve Wilkos. Nobody could, can, or ever will do it like Jerry

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@shmowenhood @hansrdrtywashem @sunminkimes After the ratio from Bomani it’s clear that it’s live by the reply guy activity, die by the reply guy activity

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many times over the last few weeks the north haven ferries have been canceled due to weather while the Vinalhaven ferries are still running. the reason? the new north haven ferry captain is too soft according to the locals. glad to be a resident of Got That Dawg In Him Island