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[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[Frankly Frank @NoFrankingWay]

This may be one of the largest ecological disasters in US history.

There were roughly 100,000 gallons or 1,000,000 pounds of Vinyl Chloride leaked, spilled and burned at #EastPalestine crash.

Acid rain and Phosgene will decimate the zones ecology.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

@heychrisjones

[alizea @teeliciouss_]

Being late is a sign of disrespect. You don’t respect my time.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[j @wthjessika]

marc jacobs perfect- intense! and givenchy irresistible!!

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

what’s some good perfume for women ? 💕like i need try some

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table

[j @wthjessika]

i have such a big head about my essay writing that i have a folder of my favorites and read over them

[j @wthjessika]

@jaysonn_2 https://t.co/MyAlvWkOoT

[j @wthjessika]

@TheEdJewCator see, that was my understanding too and i was soooo confused on what ‘his’ outbursts were about

[j @wthjessika]

this entire time i thought Seth rogen and joe rogan were the same person and have been widely confused hearing about his podcast views but accepted it bc celebrities r crazy

[j @wthjessika]

my professor won’t round my final grade a tenth of a tenth. A TENTH OF A TENTH. LITERALLY .01%!! AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL MY REQUEST UNREASONABLE

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[j @wthjessika]

there’s no way i would of passed ap econ senior year had the year not been cut short

[j @wthjessika]

@gcarbs49 …live without tasting the delicacy that is a del taco fish taco💓

[j @wthjessika]

🦋💓💋del taco fish tacos💋💓🦋