W.T. Martyn

Just a guy trying to write a novel...or six.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

I turned 30. #WhyIRetiredFromPorn

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Debbie did everything but me. #WhyIRetiredFromPorn

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

There's only so many times you'll let somebody poop on you. #WhyIRetiredFromPorn

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

The girls couldn't take no for an answer. #WhyIRetiredFromPorn

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Wow. What a night.

[Danielle Kumar #BLM @dmkumar4]

"Your douche bag is showing"

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

No https://t.co/tKYvvwlnLT

[Bank of America @BankofAmerica]

Join us for the @Outfest LA LGBT Film Festival & show the world we can all bank on love. #LoveHasNoLabels #BofAPride

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

This should be good.

[Jenna Jameson @jennajameson]

You are a walking vagina... https://t.co/szNMQ0viqe

[Cate.Alien @Alien_Cate]

Is there a manual for giving a fuck again? I might need to read it.

[Antonella212 (Instagram) @NYorNothing]

I was strangely attracted to him when he said he'd spend his last 1% of his battery liking my Facebook status

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

I'm out.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

I'm starting over.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

@bee00777 Quitter

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

@bee00777 Im not seeing any dunes

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

This burger is so greasy its like they wiped it on a teenager's forehead.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Still not sure about the hacking. Not taking any chances. Keep your eye out.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Like a vagina wrapped in bacon this smells like victory.

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Maybe next time try keeping the damn noise down so people can sleep

[W.T. Martyn @wtmartyn2]

Don't get a fucking cat if you don't want the responsibility.